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What is land rover?
High End 4x4 affording luxury and status for the first 6 months of ownership. Afterwards, affords owner the oppurtunity to get to know their service department or Haynes/Chilton repair manual.
An amazing vehicle with blindly loyal followers, the Land Rover is capable of amazing off road feats barring common mechanical and electrical malfunctions.
Person sees friend in new Rover: "Dude, Carter got a new Land Rover! That thing was $60K! He's stylin' on 20" rims and AP Street Tires!"
Six Months Later: "Damn, Carter's driving his 330i again, the Rover must be in the shop."
Designer Maurice Wilks in 1948: "Wow, this U.S. Army Jeep that I drive around my property is awesome! I hear that Willys has been selling civilian versions for 3 years now! I'll convince the Rover company to build something similiar with little to none of the pluses of the design that Bantam made and Ford and Willys perfected!" "What's this galvanic corrosion people speak of?"
land rover - video
Land rover - what is it?
The greatest 4x4 vehicle of all time. The LR3 was the last legitimate Land Rover that could actually go off road and impress people with it's capabilities.
Many people are now getting them just for the status, and putting 22" chrome rims on it which goes against everything the company stands for and represents.
If you doubt Land Rover then watch videos of the Camel Trophy
Dumbass: Dude! I just got a lift and 33's for my jeep!!
Land Rover Owner: I bet you would not have lasted one day with stock Land Rovers in the Camel Trophy
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Toyota Owner: MY YOTA IS A BEAST!!
Land Rover Owner: Why do I always tow you out of every trail we go to?
What does "land rover" mean?
A kick-ass vehicle that is simultaneously a pain in the ass to maintain.
If you buy one, within 6 months you will either a)want another one or b)set it on fire and roll it into a lake.
In stock configuration, it will (and has) outperformed other lifted vehicles.
If you don't have money and wrenching skills, stay away.
"Did that stock 109 Land Rover just pass a Jeep on the Rubicon?
"Yes."
Land rover - what does it mean?
Kickass offroad vehicle, far to often driven by people that dont use it for what it was made for.
Person that doesnt deserve one -- My Rova truck has 22s.
True Owner -- My Rover made it through 30 inches of water and 10 inch deep mud pulling a Jeep out
Land rover - meaning
Using a Vehicle for It's Intended Purpose
Want to go Land Rovering later?
Land rover - definition
Land Rover: The ultimate four-wheel drive.
Land Rover "Series": The best 4x4xfar. Land Rover Series vehicles ARE the pinicle which others aspire to be. They will go any where and do anything.
Jeep was not the first, Willy's was and Land Rover perfected it.
A stock Series Land Rover, 30-60 years old, will turn more heads than a tricked Hummer. Classics are forever.
Land rover - slang
A poorly made Jeep clone that thanks to bad design and electrolysis starts rusting away from the time the panels are together to the frame.
The bright person who thought of bolting aluminum panels to a steel frame should be shot.
Land rover
1. A poor quality vehicle. The worst vehicle in terms of depedability, corrosion prevention, serviceability and poorly engineering.
2. A vehicle which value depreciates 25% or more when all 4 tires leave the dealers lot. No other vehicle has a poorer depreciation value. A bad investment
3. A vehicle that will get you there(maybe), but you will have to walk home.
4. A vehicle that the body is made from Aluminum. Land Rover bodies do not rust. They corrode, and this is the best thing Rovers do. Land Rovers steel frames rust.
5. A vehicle that is an electrical nightmare.
6. A vehicle that quality is so poor that Ford Motor Company had to buy it. Now they wish they did'nt.
7. A vehicle that parts must be preordered and kept on hand due to the fact that parts are not carried at regular auto parts stored
7. A vehicle that MILF's like.
I saw a cool Landie today on the side of the freeway. The hood was up but that's usual.
I'd rather push a Land Cruiser than ride in a Land Rover. Hell I'd rather dive a Jeep, and they suck too.
#1 Let's go fourwheelin, I just got my Rover running again.
#2 No way man, My Land Cruiser and I are tired of draging your British junk back to town.
Land rover
A British luxury brand which is now owned by Ford along with other British vehciles such as Jaguar and Ashton Martin. Buying a Land Rover guarentees you will look stylish on the side of the highway.
Person 1: Dude, look at that Land Rover on the shoulder!
Person 2: Such a sweet lookin car.
Land rover
The origianal SUV, since willy's Jeep was just a car without a roof or doors.
70% of all land rovers/range rovers made since 1955 are still in use.