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What is XF?

Easily the most slept on luxury car of all time. While Mercedes pumps out E-class sedans, wagons, coupes and convertibles by the second, Jaguar's big wagon was left to languish. While no one bought them, probably due to how terrible the pre-facelift XF interiors were, they represented a uniquely British estate car with drop-dead gorgeous styling and decent performance. Rest in peace XF Sportbrake.

I was furious when the Jaguar XF Sportbrake was discontinued.

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XF - what is it?

I hate to say this, but I think the Jaguar XF is going to die very soon without a direct replacement. Bad news out of the way, the XF is a severely underrated luxury sedan that I am BEGGING people to stop sleeping on. Everyone has an E-class, and a 5-series can be seen on any street corner. A Lexus ES? Great, but basic. Audi A6? Same old, same old. But the XF? If you pull up to your board meeting in an XF, you mean business. Yeah, for a while it had the same 'terrible' interior as the F-PACE, an incredibly underrated SUV from the same brand, but Jaguar has got it together and studied the interiors over at Land Rover long and hard. Even before, the XF was London chic in a world of Berlin, Tokyo, Detroit and Seoul monotony. The XF's 35t V6 made it a true sport sedan, and yes, it too could be had with AWD. Before, long ago, the V8-powered XFs were effortlessly cool. Hell, they even made a Sportbrake. Sadly Jaguar is making the dumb decision to not stuff the excellent Ingenium I6 into their sole sedan in the US, and it has already made the even dumber decision to never put a V8 in this thing. The SE trim can't even be had with AWD anymore. However, it undercuts many of the other more widely-known sedans by a significant amount and represents a total steal. Before you walk into that BMW dealer, go check out an XF. You won't regret it. Buy them before Jaguar kills it.

Audrey traded her BMW 535i for a Jaguar XF. Be like Audrey and go buy a Jag.

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What does "XF" mean?

Possibly one of the sickest cars in grand theft auto 5. Better acceleration than the adder an great traction

Guy one: Dude! Check out my new entity xf!

Guy two: Motherfucker im jealous! Ill blow up that shit!
Guy one: k fine just dont lose all your money!

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XF - what does it mean?

The last Falcon Sedan made by Ford in Australia to have a full metal body before plastic bumpers became popular. An inline 6 cyclinder or 250 crossflow, has heaps of torque and is the first example of the more modern streamlined/smoothed edges on an Aussie car.

Big n beefy with plenty of style and grunt.

If an XF hits a truck, the truck driver will be killed. Instantly.

With a turbocharged XF, your lookin at around 550hp / 410kW. Awesome!

An 86 Carby XF can be left in the weather for 5 years without being started, taken out for a spin and totally smoke a Skyline of the same vintage.

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XF - meaning

The biggest piece of shit known to man.

A car without hope.

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XF - definition

A code-abbreviation of the word Cross-faded, meaning "To be high and drunk simultaneously".

Last night at the New Year's Eve party, almost everyone was XF'd!!!

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XF - slang

The worst grade you can get in college, worst than an F. This grade states that you flunked the course because you were caught cheating. Think twice before you attempt to cheat on that test because if you get one of these grades, you are screwed the rest of your life.

Because he got an XF in one of his classes, everyone attempting to hire him knew he is a cheater.

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XF

XF is XD but you write so fast/bad you type F instead of D

Oh my God that is so funny XF

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XF

An Australian Ford Falcon which was produced from 84-88 (230 odd thousand made). Its not the best looking or fastest of cars but certainly kicks other cars asses in destruction derbys

Powered by the infamous 250 Crossflow (250ci came either carby or efi) engine this car had splendous amounts of torque to pulverize other cars.

often found with Bogans or Isajeeps driving them because of their relative cheapness.

oh and door handles screw up often

That XF just took out that Lambo without a single scratch !

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