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What is Wookiee?
(Verb): The act of using a wookiee sledge to mushroom slap someone in the head with such force that it results in severe, vegetable-state-inducing brain damage and/or instant death.
"Did you hear what happened to Mike?"
"Yeah, he totally got wookiee sledged. Knocked his head. Clean. Off."
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Wookiee - video
Wookiee - what is it?
1.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.
2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.
"Hey man, did you see Dave come home last night?"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"
What does "Wookiee" mean?
a very hairy pussy. usually seen in 70's porn.
guy 1: my girl friend didn't shave.
guy 2: so she has a wookiee pussy
Wookiee - what does it mean?
Most noteably found on Battlefield Bad Company 2, the Bush Wookiee is a player who constantly hides in the bushes and never goes out into the real fight. They will always take pot-shots from the bushes, and slowly make their way around a main base like some kind of hostile native. Basically, they hide in the jungle like the wookiees on Star Wars, hence the name.
You can see them running around in the brush, and may even aim at them, but you will believe that your eyes are playing tricks on you until they blow your brains out. The Wookiee's mortal enemy is the spot button.
Geoff is such a fucking bush wookiee. He's throwing motion sensors at his feet, spending the whole game calling mortar strikes on an empty building, and will probably finish the game with a score of 3-0.
Wookiee - meaning
(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"
"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
Wookiee - definition
When someone dose or says somthing so reatarded that it can only be described as either doing a Wookiee or being Wookieed.
- "Hey dude i just bought 50p for £1."
- "You fucking Wookiee"
Wookiee - slang
When someone dose or says somthing so reatarded that it can only be described as either doing a Wookiee or being Wookieed.
- "Hey dude i just bought 50p for £1."
- "You fucking Wookiee"
Wookiee
See that guy with the mustache and the Yoda shirt?
He's a total Wookiee.
Wookiee
Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"
Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star war
Wookiee
1. Fur-covered beings native to the world of Kashyyyk. Made famous by the mighty Chewbacca.
2. The correct spelling of wookie.
It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.