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What is Yoda?
A short, small green creature who believes that nearly everything in the world is a path to the dark side. Subsequently, he is also the most powerful member of the Jedi Counsil
Yoda: The path to the dark side, women are
Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies!!
Yoda - meme gif
Yoda - video
Yoda - what is it?
Yoda is a master of “The Force” and is capable of incredible feats. Although at nine hundred years old he was able to do incredible jumps and is able to wield a lightsaber with great skill. Master Yoda is also well known for his great wisdom. Which he uses on the troubled Jedi Anakin Skywalker (Episode III Revenge of the Sith). He is also famous for riding on backs of notable heros such as Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. He was wise beyond his years. He eventually died of old age (Episode VI Return of the Jedi). Yoda’s last words were, “Luke, do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father’s fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi, will you be. Pass on what you have learned.”
Yoda is one of the most powerful Jedi of the Jedi Order ever.
What does "Yoda" mean?
You'll be like Yoda if you keep that up.
Yoda - what does it mean?
Unit of power.
1 Yoda = 19.2 kW, can be rounded to 20 kW for simplification purposes.
Its abreviation is Y.
The usual set of prefixes applies. Thus 1 kY = 20 MW.
First introduced by xkcd on its what-if blog.
This car has a power of 2 Yodas.
Yoda - meaning
The oldest, most powerful, jedi ever Yoda is. Not to mention cooler.
Awesome, Yoda is teh.
Yoda - definition
(Verb) - To arrange words in awkward order to make song lyrics rhyme or conform to a particular meter.
Dude, I had to yoda that last line to make the rhyme work.
Yoda - slang
The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda
Yoda
coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.
Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*
Yoda
A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.
"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda
"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda
"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda
Yoda
Drug Addict
Infamous ketamine addict and serial killer. He was known for running his enemies over in his 2001 Honda Civic, and for stealing other people's ketamine.
Addictions: Ketamine
Location: Yoda's Hut, Jedi Temple
Vehicle: 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
Weapons: Lightsaber, 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
A man identified as Yoda has been apprehended for 6 counts of vehicular manslaughter and for possession 5kg of ketamine.