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What is Woodley?
The process of watching a movie or TV show for the sole purpose of seeing a hot actor or actress. The term is believed to have originally referred to Shailene Woodley.
Alex: We're watching Transformers tonight.
Erik: Dude why the hell would we watch that?
Alex: Because Megan Foxx is bangin!
Everyone else: The Woodley Effect...
Woodley - meme gif
Woodley - video
Woodley - what is it?
A legendary group of seven friends, later increased in number because of its popularity throughout the city, who controlled most of the Woodley Park area of the District of Colombia. The Woodley Crew was formed after the Bamp crew and includes Bamp's members. The group often engages in parties, rap battles, construction of Fort Woodley (the home of the Woodley Crew, situated in the woods of Rock Creek Park), and Nintendo 64 while below the influence.
"Ey yo lets chill wit the Woodley Crew"
"aiiiiiiiiigh"
What does "Woodley" mean?
Arguably the coolest phrase ever derived from the English language, in close competition with "Chookie Wookie". While being partially a matter of personal preference, a clear winner is yet to be decided due to a lack of public interest. And although both phrases will make the average phrase seem inadequate, there can only be one true victor.
There recently have been rumours surfacing that Poodley Woodley was created first only to be cheaply copied by Chookie Wookie. It is said that these rumours came from deep within the Chookie Wookie Corporation. These rumours state that Chookie Wookie is not a superior phrase because it was in fact created in Poodley Woodley's image. The creators of Chookie Wookie have denied all these claims, stating that these rumours were probably released by their competitors the Poodley Woodley Group in order to gain the popular vote. On a side note, the Advertisement Executive of the Poodley Woodley Group had died of unknown causes.
Major differences:
1) The (ë) noise in Chookie Wookie come from an "ie", and in Poodley Woodley it is from an "ey". You can decide which one is better, based on aesthetic value.
2) In Poodley Woodley, the nonsensical word comes second after the first, which, still being nonsensical, is at least based on a real word. Chookie Wookie is the opposite, and the fact that Poodley is not a real word is balanced by the fact that neither is Wookie*.
3) Poodley Woodley is often used as an exclamation, whereas Chookie Wookie is usually used as a noun, or way to describe a person. An example of this being you could call someone a Chookie Wookie instead of a bastard, and everybody would know just what you're talking about. It is also more socially acceptable. Fans of Poodley Woodley will argue that while Chookie Wookie is more versatile, Poodley Woodley seems to roll loosely off the tongue and can be stated more quickly and fluently.
4) In both phrases, "oo" is used, in Poodley Woodley it pronounced (ōō) eg. noodle. However in Chookie Wookie it is pronounced (ŏŏ) eg. cookie.
5) Poodley Woodley has 14 letters whereas Chookie Wookie only has 13. Supporters of the Poodley Woodley Group say this proves that Chookie Wookie is inferior. But at the same time Chookie Wookie fans believe that the additional letter detracts from the overall look and efficiency of the word leaving Poodley Woodley bulky and cumbersome.
Similarities:
There are many stunning similarities between Poodley Woodley and Chookie Wookie, most assume they are coincidental but some of the Conspiracy theorists among us do not.
1) The second word in both Chookie Wookie and Poodley Woodley are stunningly similar. They both begin with "Woo" even though it is pronounced differently, and end in the sound (ë).
2) Both words consist of 4 syllables.
3) Both phrases will make the average baby smile, unless of course he is radio-active, in which case he will shat himself.
*Some Star Wars nerds may argue that Wookie is a real word. However, their opinion is invalid.
"For instance, there's two kinds of
people in this world, Poodley Woodley people and Chookie Wookie people. Now Chookie Wookie people can like Poodley Woodley. And Poodley Woodley
people can like Chookie Wookie. But
nobody likes them both equally.
Somewhere you have to make a
choice. And that choice tells me
who you are."
-Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction
Woodley - what does it mean?
The best place to hang out in Woodley Park on a Friday night with the "Woodley Crew"
Hey guys, you wanna go chill at Fort Woodley tonight? There's always a tight party there.
Woodley - meaning
The guy that got knocked out by Jake Paul
The memes of Tyron Woodley getting knocked out are hilarious.
Woodley - definition
The flawless actress in both Divergent (Tris Prior) and The Fault in Our Stars (Hazel Grace Lancaster). She's super funny and pretty and is the obsession of many people ever since Divergent came out.
Have you heard of Shailene Woodley? She played Tris in Divergent AND Hazel in The Fault in Our Stars!
Woodley - slang
One of Austrlia's funniest, most amazing comedians EVER. Part of the renound Lano and Woodley.
I am in love with Frank Woodley because he makes my feet hurt with laughter
Woodley
Colloquial Verb, most often used in the region of North Cambridge, UK. A random act of management usually derogatory in nature, sometimes requiring a completely impossible act on the part of the recipient.
Repeated recipients of "woodleying" tend to leave their employment early.
Fred just got a woodleying about the big project; he's looking for a new job right now.
Woodley
Woodley is a boy who can be a bit childish at times but very kind. He loves football. He’s very supportive at times (for friends) he won’t like it if you’re friends friendship fall apart.
Girl 1: OMG! It’s woodley!
Girl 2: back off he’s mine
Woodley
1. Old, ratchet, or in need of updating
2. Very cold- usually referring to water temperature
3. Restless kids full of energy
4. On fire
1. “Your house is so woodley, it doesn’t even have a working toilet”
2. “omg the showers are woodley cold!”
3. “That kid needs to chill” “He’s a woodley kid, you wouldn’t understand”
4. “Wow that 100 back killed me, my legs are totally woodley”