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What is Watsoned?

only for male use, when you see a fat bunda, big titties or cute face in public. say watson and the boys will understand.

Word origin: watson from emma watson

ay boys on the left watson!

Ay yo she got big bunda, mad watson

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Watsoned - what is it?

When you are about to cum you cover the end of your penis with your thumb to hold back your load so that when you decide to release it, it shoots out with additional force.

Person A: "Dude, that chick says your money shot knocked her on her ass."

Person B: "Ya man, I gave her the Watson."

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What does "Watsoned" mean?

Someone who lives permanently in the shadow of another I.E John Watson lived in the shadow of Sherlock Holmes.

Vince wouldn't dream of interrupting his good friend Charlie. He was a right Watson.

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Watsoned - what does it mean?

A very beautiful man who always has the right thing to say. Best guy in the world to make you smile and laugh, never fails to be the center of attention. Smart and very down to earth. Has an obsession with mary-jane and the colour green. He is perfect in every way. All girls want him.

"Do you know Watson?"

"Oh, you mean the smart guy you can always make every one laugh?"

'Yeah, that's my boyfriend."

"OMG, I'm seriously jealous...."

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Watsoned - meaning

There can only be one

The Watson is a force to be feared

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Watsoned - definition

a watsoner is someone who is a part of Emma Watson’s fandom. those people are so kind and creative, they really love their idol. they will always cheer you up and will try to make you happy no matter what. you really need to find you a watsoner, or maybe become one?

"i met a watsoner on instagram 2 days ago!"
"really?"
"yeah she was so kind to me."

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Watsoned - slang

To act like Dr Watson (or any other smarty Watson - like Dominic Watson) referring all the time to Urban Dictionary saying it is a real dictionary.

A I am saying you that 'squiz' is a real term - it is on urban dictionary, it is the real dictionary, dictionary of the people.
B Ah, you are just doing your watsonize thing again.

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Watsoned

To be terrible at something.
To lose extremely bad at something.

The Leafs totally watsoned that game last night against the Sabres.

Are you kidding me! I totally watsoned that game!

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Watsoned

V. To have been unexpectedly extremely drunk.
Derivation. From two friends who, though unrelated, shared the same house, surname and a propensity for beer and other intoxicating substances. Friends and associates who tried to keep up with their consumption would inevitably suffer the following day.

Can only be properly used in the past tense.

Boss. Radegast, you look rough this morning!

Hungover. Yeah, I got Watsoned last night!

Boss. Ah! Nuff Said.

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Watsoned

To be beaten by a computer at a game.

All Time Jeopardy Champion Ken J. was Watsoned last night on Jeopardy.

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