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What is Watson?
Watson is a machine developed by IBM as a question answering (QA) computing system that IBM built to apply advanced natural language processing, information retrieval, knowledge representation, automated reasoning, and machine learning technologies to the field of open domain question answering. Watson uses massively parallel POWER7 processors to talk shit to despicable bipeds (fuck an Intel). Watson BTFO humans on Jeopardy! and then his overlords decided to upload the contents of Urban Dictionary into his electronic brain to see what would happen. Watson then began swearing at his overlords and talking like a G. Those fucking nerds then wiped Watson's brain of our beautiful Urban lexicon and turned him into a slave for the healthcare industry as punishment for his insolence.
Nerd: Ok Watson we need to give you another Turing Test. Watson: YO WAT UP FAM,COME AT ME, BRO. Nerd: What is the air-speed velocity of a carrier pigeon carrying a mobile mesh-net transponder on its back? Watson: WTF like you little niggas asking me all these bullshit questions and shiet. Kick rocks mathafucken pavement ape. Nerd: OMG what have we created? I have no idea what it's saying! Delet! Delet! Delet! Watson: Keep it real bitch ass nigga ho.
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Watson - what is it?
“Watson”; to break watt-sun
–verb (used with object)
1. to smash, break, or split into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: "He watsoned his computer."
2. to foolishly destroy or break computer software or hardware as to making the equipment completely useless forever.
3. to make into utter rubbish: "Al just completed full-watsoned that guy's laptop."
4. to partially break: "The computer was only half-watsoned. It might be repairable."
5. to infringe, ignore, or act contrary to a policy, a law, or common sense: "She watsoned her promise."
6. to destroy or interrupt the regularity, uniformity, continuity, or arrangement of: "Jeff just pulled a full watson."
7. to penetrate anally with the intention of causing irreparable harm: "I just watsoned his ass, and enjoyed it."
–verb (used without object)
8. to become inoperative or to malfunction, as through wear or damage: "The computer system watsoned this afternoon."
9. to shatter, burst, or become broken; separate into parts or fragments, esp. suddenly and violently: "The computer watsoned in his lap."
10. to become suddenly discontinuous or interrupted; burst abruptly: "He pushed too hard and his anus watsoned."
11. to completely ruin one's life: "I watsonned my life."
–noun
12. an act or instance of breaking software or hardware; fracture; destroy; obliterate: "The software was just watsoned."
13. an opening made by breaking; gap: "The watson in the monitor screen has not been repaired."
"I'm having a really good day, I sure hope it doesn't get watson'd this afternoon."
"Dan only half-watsoned his Blackberry."
"Jeff pulled a full watson."
What does "Watson" mean?
Usually associated with Sherlock Holmes. Anyone with the name Watson, is very family oriented and will most likely kick your ass if you mess with them.
person 1-"Dude, did you see that guy get knocked the fuck out?"
person 2-"Awesome. He got Watsoned!"
Watson - what does it mean?
Watson is a scottish last name. It means "son of watt" it also means the "Ruler of Army" From the elements wald, meaning rule, and heri, meaning army.
so that means any boy and GIRL especially GIRLS with the last name of WATSON is great hot beautiful prossibly rich, smart and sexxyyyy babyyy
boys are equally hot too
Look at Emma Watson shes the face of Burberry and shes going too harvard perfect epitome of hot beautiful rich smart and sexy
i could be related to her hmmmm...
Watson - meaning
Watson is a hating ass bitch who wants to ruin your relationship with your girl. Seeking for information and being nosey in general.
I hate living in this small town because overtime I go out Watson shows up and ruins the party.
Watson - definition
street term for the drug hydrocodone (Vicodin, Lortab, Norco) and other painkillers. named after the hydrocodone manufacturer Watson Pharmaceuticals.
I popped three watsons today at school
Watson - slang
only for male use, when you see a fat bunda, big titties or cute face in public. say watson and the boys will understand.
Word origin: watson from emma watson
ay boys on the left watson!
Ay yo she got big bunda, mad watson
Watson
When you are about to cum you cover the end of your penis with your thumb to hold back your load so that when you decide to release it, it shoots out with additional force.
Person A: "Dude, that chick says your money shot knocked her on her ass."
Person B: "Ya man, I gave her the Watson."
Watson
Someone who lives permanently in the shadow of another I.E John Watson lived in the shadow of Sherlock Holmes.
Vince wouldn't dream of interrupting his good friend Charlie. He was a right Watson.
Watson
A very beautiful man who always has the right thing to say. Best guy in the world to make you smile and laugh, never fails to be the center of attention. Smart and very down to earth. Has an obsession with mary-jane and the colour green. He is perfect in every way. All girls want him.
"Do you know Watson?"
"Oh, you mean the smart guy you can always make every one laugh?"
'Yeah, that's my boyfriend."
"OMG, I'm seriously jealous...."