Definder - what does the word mean?

What is instagram?

Instagram is basically hell. It is a stupid app that controls and manipulates the minds of its users. People get anxiety over how many likes they get or how many followers. Girls daydream of hot guys following them so they post extra scandalous photos. They become so egotistical and taking selfies and pictures for the gram just becomes the daily for them. People actually think this shit matters so some even become known as ‘Instagram Stars’ or ‘Instagram Models’ who we all know don’t get that perfect bod naturally. These famous instagramers lie and promote facades so they can get their $$$. They don’t actually care about your silly comments, edits, or fan pages. Wanna become instafamous? Just start taking off your clothes! It’ll attract the most idiotic and horny people but at least you’re getting that strong like-game amirite? #Brainwashed #FuckThisShitImOut #Instagram #LessClothesMoreLikes

*At the beach, but doesn’t give a shit about the beach itself. Just there for the photos*

Brittany: “Omg Fay, can you take a picture of me by the water?”

Fay: “I guess so...”

Brittany: “Take at least 20 photos. And move to the right so my ass looks bigger. Gotta arch that back!!”

Fay: “What the hell is this for? Were you hired by an agency or something?”

Brittany: “No, silly!! It’s for my Instagram followers!! I MUST keep them updated on my life at every second. If I don’t take good photos and have dope captions, I’ll lose followers!! I wouldn’t know what to do with myself!!”

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Instagram - what is it?

Instagram is like a fridge.

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good when you get bored.

Guy1: on a scale of 1-10, how bored are you

Guy2: instagram

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What does "instagram" mean?

a website where girls backs get broken

oh my f***ing god, what is that instagram story

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Instagram - what does it mean?

a social media website

ily instagram

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Instagram - meaning

a place for 9-11 year olds to post pictures of themselves posing with piece signs. these children have also been known to post an excessive amount of pictures of food and basically any stupid shit they can snap a picture of.

my child is addicted to instagram
did you see that damn sexy selfie I posted on instagram?

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Instagram - definition

a place to get body dysmorphia

therapist "why do you think you're depressed and have body dysmorphia?"
Me- " Instagram"

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Instagram - slang

is a website that delicious desert and meal photos are shared by people on.

- i am getting coffee
+so what?
- ohh i shouldnt get a sip before i put its pic on instagram.

buy instagram mugs & shirts

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Instagram

a place where 14 year old white girls post "deep posts"

"when I open my eyes I can see" Post on instagram
14 year old girl "OMG so deeeeeeeep

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Instagram

Intagram: a social media app that allows to to post pictures with hashtags and share them with friends
There are many different types of accounts you will find:
1. An account who's owner posts non-stop edits of supernatural and then deletes them all in the next hour
2. An account who posts two pictures, switches accounts, and repeats

3. A guy user who only posts pictures of concerts and his shi tsu

4. A mom who thinks she's hip and uses every filter, light adjuter, and focus editor

5. Someone who reposts celebrities' posts and only uses random song lyrics as captions
6. A user who direct messages you 20+ times a day and doesn't even follow you
7. Someone who only posts pictures of their One Direction tickets and contest/giveaways they've entered

8. A collage student who photoshops emojis or wads of cash or wolves on all their pictures
9. A Kid who only repost with the x-pro filter
10. The "punk" kid who's vocabulary is consisted of mostly cuss words

11. The person who has 30+ hashtags and only 6 likes

Examples of instagram users:

Becci: omg look at my giant Niall Horan poster! #godsgift

Stan: #roxy my Pomeranian chillin' with the band

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Instagram

a stupid website were you do nothing execpt look at food and were stupid 13 year olds flock

wow my food is so good better take a pic and post it on instagram

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