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What is Vince?

To do something in a half-ass quality or just don't do something at all and luck out.

"I dropped out of school because I only sleep during the day. The next week I won the lottery for billions of dollars.. I totally vinced life in general.

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Vince - what is it?

The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".

He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.

"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)

"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)

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What does "Vince" mean?

To jizz in an object, i.e. a toilet.

I Vinced My Pants.

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Vince - what does it mean?

THE REAL DEFINITION:
Extremely talented in the sack, really fucking cool, likes pizza & beer, & one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet.

Vince Schifani

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Vince - meaning

He is the sweetest guy in my life ! he was tall, white , and handsome. he is always there to make me smile ! he never let someone hurt me !! he truly love me :"> he give his time to me !! and he can do anything to make me smile :)

Vince is the greatest person in my life !!

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Vince - definition

The funniest kid you may know. nice sometimes and very abusive but still shows love to everybody don't forget he's cute too.

Vince Is Lit

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Vince - slang

The sexiest man in da world. Has da biggest wiener of all, bigger than a whale, and it's longer than the equator. Doesn't wank it, but he gets all dem bitches.

-"Bro who's that bro over there with Kate Upton?"
-""Yeah bro, that's Vince"

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Vince

A guy who can entertain you forever. Total pot head though. His voice melts your heart and his looks turn you on to the max. Someone who is a player and comes across as a jerk but when you get to know him, you want him with you forever. Can break your heart with the snap of his fingers and make you cry from happiness with just one text. Seeing him gives you a total lady boner and his skills to sweep you off your feet are perfected. All you want when you see him is him in your bed. A jerk but also the best friend in the world. I love him.

-Woah! Who's that hottie?
-OMG he's such a total Vince right?! Complete chick magnet for me!
-I need to get closer to him! I need him now!

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Vince

He is a caring, thoughtful, understanding, and loving guy. At first he may seem a little bit cold and hardly opens up to anyone but once you get to know him, you'll realize that he's a crackhead and he can be goofy sometimes. He is fun to be with that you'll wish to have him by your side 24/7. He is also one of the most supportive person in the whole world. He would also make you feel special every single time and would make you realize your worth. He would fight for the things that he love and he is very hardworking. Moreover, he is very cute and adorable but he is self conscious that's why he needs someone to boost his confidence. He has a really nice voice that will always make you calm whenever you're troubled. Honestly, he's just the best person and you're very lucky to have him in your life so DON'T ever ever let go of him.

My ideal type is Vince

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Vince

He's weird but in a cool way makes him different. He always makes you smile does random things that make you feel over the moon.hes one of the few that will be real and tell you how he feels your your face good or bad and he earns your respect like that. He is funny and charming and a awesome friend to have when you feeling down.

Vince always makes my day better makes me feel soft really brightens up your day.

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