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What is WOOD PUSHERS?
WOOD PUSHER - NOUN
OUR (everyone that rolls) response to what the skater fags thought they could call us that would piss us off. Only we don't give a fuck about being called fruit booters, but it sure as hell is funny shit to see how pissed they get in their emo pants and fake Chuck Taylor's when they hear the term "wood pusher".
Someone that really needs to stop destroying the environment in order to solicit an already OVERLY commercial sport. They're not even underground anymore despite what their god Tony Hawk tries to sell them.
Someone that's jealous because they realize how hard it actually is to hit something that's waxed and make it look good. Wood pushers can't hit kink rails over two stairs high, and the only thing that remains "extreme" in their sport is trying to make the next Tony Hawk "Undergound" game.
Get used to it, you're all a bunch of wannabe sellouts that don't even understand what hardware is. At least in our sport we get along with each other no matter what social clique we fall into.
Bobbie - "You're a gay ass fruit booter!"
Tommy - "So? Stop destroying the environment you fucking wood pusher! At least we are recognized as having the only true remaining underground sport. Hah!"
AND
Bobbie - "You're a gay ass fruit booter, skater fag!"
Tommy - "Correction, YOU'RE the skater fag, wood pusher! You're just jealous because our sport actually takes practice and talent to pull off, not to mention it's MUCH more impressive to the ladies!"
WOOD PUSHERS - video
WOOD PUSHERS - what is it?
a gay insult(?) that fruit booters made to try to get us skaters angry, i think its kinda funny how dumb it is.
fruitbooter: your a woodpusher.
skater: haha, thats a terrible insult
What does "WOOD PUSHERS" mean?
one who skate boards; they "push wood" (ya get it!)
a derogatory term made up by, fruit booters a.k.a roller bladers, to describe a skate boarder. it was ment as an insult but im not sure if hurts anyone feelings.maybe fruit booters should be a little more creative.
that kid is such a wood pusher! ( wow i wish i could do that! i wish i wasnt just a lame fruit booter. damn i should learn a real sport)
WOOD PUSHERS - what does it mean?
Guy: Wood Pushers Rock!
Girl: YEAH I BE GOOD WOOD PUSHER!
Guy: Shut up Poser >\
WOOD PUSHERS - meaning
when you crap when having anal gay sex
Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher
Other Gay Guy: sorry
WOOD PUSHERS - definition
annoying wanna b skateboarders, usually around 11 to 13 having very distinct squeeky voices and townie like attitudes. these children infest an congest local skateparks making it impossible for people who actual try and take part in extreme sports to practise. given the name wood pushers because they only push their wood (skateboards) around.
WOOD PUSHERS - slang
the name forced by the name fruit booter
if u all got off tonys dick and saw that we all need to work together youd understand. why fight with someone who does almost the same thing. we dont destroy ledges. get over it
WOOD PUSHERS
term developed by aggressive in-liners to get back at skaters because they hate on everything and everyone
That fuckin' wood pusher thinks he's all bad because the only thing they can do is flip a piece of shit around with their feet.
WOOD PUSHERS
an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard.
me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail
WOOD PUSHERS
A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.
Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.
Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?
Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!
(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)
Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.