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What is Velociraptor's?A majestic creature that has a natural stance of awesomeness. They are often run around and make high pitch noises. Most Velociraptors hunt in groups. There primary food is bacon and ice cream. Most people don't realize the full potential of a Velociraptor. They live off of laughter. Most creatures of this species have a special interest in brown, British boys, and Tumblr. They make derp faces every couple minutes. If you are lucky you might spot one. Guy 1: Did you just see that? Velociraptor's - meme gifVelociraptor's - videoVelociraptor's - what is it?When you wear shoes that are way too small for you and your ankles stick up, and it looks like the legs of a velociraptor. "I looked like a velocirpator when I wore my little brothers shoes." What does "Velociraptor's" mean?The state of being so high that your arms get stuck in the position similar to that of a velociraptor. OMG! Look at Steve! He is velociraptored so bad right now! Velociraptor's - what does it mean?the best dinosaur ever; Dale and Brennan's favorite dinosaur Dale: Favorite dinosaur: 1, 2, 3... Velociraptor's - meaningI particularly aggressive brand of cougar. A surly middle aged woman who like to hunt younger men for companionship. Velociraptors may hunt alone or they may hunt in a group. The typical cougar uses bravado to make up for ages of insecurity, she pretends to be sure of her self and hides behind the hunt. The velociraptor is much more skilled, knows the score and is capable of taking down not just cougar bait but confident young men as well. Person 1: Why do you think A-Rod ruined his marriage to get with that nasty old Madonna? Velociraptor's - definitionA genus of mongolian dromaeosaurid living about 80 million years ago during the late Cretaceous. It was a small and nimble creature about 6 feet long, bird-like in structure, with a narrow, flattened head and an enlarged "killing claw" on the second toe. The arms ended in three-fingered hands with flexible wrists that could be "folded" like those of a bird. Velociraptor was one mean little SOB who could dish it out, but not take it. Velociraptor's - slangVelociraptors are commonly found on tropical islands converted to millionaire amusement parks, but are commonly being sighted in the Pacific Northwest. Velociraptors are really fucking scary Velociraptor'sPerson #1: I love velociraptors. Velociraptor'sThe dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed. Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run! Velociraptor'sVelociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs. "I met a velociraptor" |
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