Definder - what does the word mean?

What is meteorite?

The thing in question was wiped out due to massive climate changes due to the dust and other particles thrown into the atmosphere due to the impact on the earth's surface of a large meteor, asteroid, or other naturally occuring object that was flying through space.

The dinosaurs got meteorited

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Meteorite - what is it?

When you pass a kidney stone inside someone while having sex.

"Hey bro, Michael's mom and I are doing some meteoriting tonight."
"Woah, I didn't know she was into kidney stone stuff!"

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What does "meteorite" mean?

Is sometimes mistaken for or argued that it is a real substance. It is, in fact something which does not exist.

People who believe in this substance, and then realise later that it does not exist, will deny ever believing in Meteorite Sulfate and claim it was a hypothesis.

Arguing it exists:
Jono: Meteorite Sulfate does exist!!
Jake: No, it doesn't.

Jono: Yes it does, I'll even tell you what it is...
Jake: Tell me then.
*Jono explains.

After discovering it does not exist:
Jono: I HYPOTHESISED!!!

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Meteorite - what does it mean?

A Meteorite-Walk-home is when one is walking home after many alcoholic beverages and the stability and co-ordination of that persons walk is almost as if they are walking through a meteorite shower that only they can see, involving staggering, tripping and the occasional fall.

"Oh my, Natalie is so drunk I think she may be in for a heavy Meteorite-walk-home later"

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Meteorite - meaning

A show that makes whale wars look like never before seen color footage of WW2. By far the most boring show ever

Hey guys if I dont slit my wrist today lets watch meteorite men; that should be enough to push me off the edge.

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Meteorite - definition

A term used in place of “Poop”, except more so meaning a poop taken after being constipated from Herion, pills - opiates. So referring to the turd as being hard and knobby, from being backed up for days, or weeks.

Man I shit a meteorite this morning, had my butthole bleeding!
After shitting that meteorite this morning, my anus is sore!
I swear my asshole is looser now after pushing out that massive meteorite!

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Meteorite - slang

A rock from space, the purchase and collection of which becomes more additive than crack. collectors start with one then just need that one more....

Meteorites rock! , is this a meteorite or a meteorwrong?

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Meteorite

Flaming weed that shoots into the back of your throat when you're sucking real hard to get the last hit. Best seen at night when your friend is hitting a glass piece.

Ooo. You get a meteorite, dude? Cough it out, bro. Cough it out. Want a Shasta? They're in the cooler. You're all right.

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Meteorite

a male with red pubic hairs. therefore his penis looks like a meteorite. A fire crotch only on a man.

" heyy look its a red head"
"you know what that meannnsss"
" dude do u have have a meteorite?"

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Meteorite

a dank nugget which is ejected from a marijuana smoking device upon exhale

dawg!!! you just lost my OG in a mothafuckin meteorite!!!!

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