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What is Velociraptor?
A Velociraptor is an angry buyer of drugs usually with no money and with the intent of trying to rob the dealer. Common with crack heads who will never sleep and call you at 4:20am in the morning expecting you to meet them, if you do you will most likely get shanked by them and there crazy tweaking girl friend, same goes for meth. As for heroin, if one of your buyers is dope sick and has no money don't fuck with them they are physically ill and will kill you unless you have your shit down. Avoid Velociraptor's when trappin' especially if your big game.
Velociraptor: yo yo i need some crack or speed or molly whatever you got I NEED DAT SHIT NOW WRAR RAR!!!!
Dealer: Yo step off ill spill your blood and lay your tweakin' ass out if you dont leave *caps Velociraptor*
Dealer: Fucking velociraptor trying to eat me for the cocaine.
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Velociraptor - what is it?
Originating in the west area of Broward county Florida, a term used to describe a guy who goes after a friends girlfriend either before or after the friend's relationship ends.
"I remember the first time Royce called Frank velociraptor"
"Mike is going out with Amy? She was goin out with his best friend wasn't she? I didn't know Mike was a velociraptor."
What does "Velociraptor" mean?
A type of drink consisting of 1 part clear hard liquor 1 part Red Vault over shaved ice with an optional splash of grenadine and a wedge of lime.
We all got smashed during a night of massive velociraptor consumption and proceeded to blow chunks all over the toilet. One dude even threw up an entire lime wedge!
Velociraptor - what does it mean?
A Velociraptor is apparently a dog according to your mom
"This velociraptor is a dog"
Velociraptor - meaning
When banging a chick (missionary or doggy style only) proceed to reach under the bed and pull out your 6' (5' minimum) angry iguana. Using the giant meaty tail, proceed to whip her in the face or back (doggy style only) causing lacerations only to be commonly associated with that of an attack of a Velociraptor.
I was banging this chick the other night and she was getting into it with her fingernails. Upon drawing blood, i pulled the trigger...........and gave her a Velociraptor
Velociraptor - definition
A majestic creature that has a natural stance of awesomeness. They are often run around and make high pitch noises. Most Velociraptors hunt in groups. There primary food is bacon and ice cream. Most people don't realize the full potential of a Velociraptor. They live off of laughter. Most creatures of this species have a special interest in brown, British boys, and Tumblr. They make derp faces every couple minutes. If you are lucky you might spot one.
Guy 1: Did you just see that?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that run around and squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh. Thats cool I guess.
Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.
Velociraptor - slang
the best dinosaur ever; Dale and Brennan's favorite dinosaur
Dale: Favorite dinosaur: 1, 2, 3...
Both: VELOCIRAPTOR!
Velociraptor
I particularly aggressive brand of cougar. A surly middle aged woman who like to hunt younger men for companionship. Velociraptors may hunt alone or they may hunt in a group. The typical cougar uses bravado to make up for ages of insecurity, she pretends to be sure of her self and hides behind the hunt. The velociraptor is much more skilled, knows the score and is capable of taking down not just cougar bait but confident young men as well.
Person 1: Why do you think A-Rod ruined his marriage to get with that nasty old Madonna?
Person 2: I don't think he had a chance once she had him in her sights, Madonna isn't a cougar, she's a full blown velociraptor. A-Rod was simply out matched.
Velociraptor
Person #1: I love velociraptors.
Person #2: I don't love velociraptors.
Person #1: Well everyone else does, so fuck you.
Velociraptor
Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.
"I met a velociraptor"