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What is Vancing?
(noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of superlight-titanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
Example1: "Holy crap! Vance just saved Chuck Norris' life!"
Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!"
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Vancing - video
Vancing - what is it?
1.an exceptionally talented person.
2.being the best.
iam the vance at video games
What does "Vancing" mean?
One of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for his laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart.
Girl 1: "Hey you know Vance? His eyes and smile are so dreamy..."
Girl 2: "I know, don't go breaking his heart. He's a pretty sensitive guy,"
Vancing - what does it mean?
Vance is an amazing, Nice and very charming person. He is always flashing his smile and loves to laugh. He loves to do anything that is energetic. When you see Vance he will always make you smile.
Woah! Look what Vance just did!
Vancing - meaning
Vance is the one person you trust wholeheartedly, but you can never tell if they trust you. Vance is kind, intelligent, charismatic, and humble. They will support you no matter what. You can try to get them to open up to you, but it never seems to work. When meeting a Vance it is best to be straight forward. Don't skirt around what you want, they are too intelligent to be fooled, especially by liars.
Try to not give away to much about yourself as well, they love puzzles and being mysterious is something that makes them want to talk to you more. Vance can be extremely gorgeous, but don't let that trick you, Vance has zero idea how attractive they are and never seem to brag about it even with perfect skin and hair.
Most of all, never limit Vances freedom, they value it more than anything, and taking it away will make them feel trapped and alone, which is something that plagues Vances mind the most.
Be kind to Vance, even if they seem intimidating, it may be the best choice you've ever made.
Person A: Who is that person with the great hair?
Person B: Their name is Vance.
Vancing - definition
The act of stalking someone through the use of Snapchat maps or the act of getting stalked
The word is inspired and originated from a teenager in Adelaide named Joshua Vance. He is known for vancing.
Vancing, Vanced: “Henry is at a bando in Belair, I’m vancing him”, “I was at bay alone because I was pressed, but I got vanced by my mates instead”
Vancing - slang
When some takes way too long to get something done. Also known as "Barry Whiting"
How long does it take to wash a car? He has been doing it for 3 hours. He is Vancing it!!
Man he is making love to that car, it's cool...he is Barry Whiting it!!
Vancing
The act of taking vyvanse. A state in which someone is so cracked out that they may experience tunnel vision, extreme focus, sweaty palms, clammy extremities, heart attack, and/or death. This person will do nothing but work. The ultimate ADD medicine
I haven't been to class all semester; however, I am vancing so hard right now that I did all of my work. I'm so afraid... I can feel my heart pounding, and my limbs are cold.
Vancing
The act of dancing while one sobs and cries profusely, usually while one's life is in great danger, yet still totally rocking it.
Person X is being threatened and forced to vance by a chainsaw-wielding monster. Person X starts vancing, absolutely going to town while crying their eyes out in the fear of death.
Vancing
A member of a social network group or forum that continuously posts incredibly shitty music, while commenting to themselves alone. Threads reaching upwards from 5 to 65 comments per post from op to bottom.
All night last night, Jeff was vancing a thread with Nickleback videos. smdh.