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What is Twonk?
A person that is such an idiot that he has to have his own special name.
That fucking moron killed me on Battlefield 3. He is an absolute twonk.
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Twonk - what is it?
A fat twink. A homosexual male who wears clothes 2 sizes too small. Is usually a bottom, with bleached hair, and listens to basic pop music. Would be considered a twink but lacks the heroin sheik body.
until his gastric bypass EJ Johnson was a twonk.
What does "Twonk" mean?
A term used to define those 40-something men who decide that they like the feel of Lycra next to their skin whilst imagining they're Bradley Wiggins astride their Pinarellos and Cervelos as they cruise the lanes and byways of every county on a weekend. AKA cyclists or MAMIL's (Middle-aged men in Lycra)
Annabel was late for her luncheon appointment at the Nags Head. Upon arrival her chums quizzed her as to the lateness of her arrival and the beetroot-like complexion of her face. She replied "I've spent half a bloody hour stuck behind a dozen ghastly Twonks in their day-glo costumes on their Raleigh Choppers with absolutely no thought for us poor 4x4 drivers! I need a G&T times two and make it swift"
Twonk - what does it mean?
When someone is a fucking piece of shit
Bob: Donald trump gets my vote.
Terry: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING TWONK!!
Twonk - meaning
idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!
Teacher... Whats 5 times 6
10th year kid... Umm... 56...
Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!
Twonk - definition
Straight version of a twink. For example, Owen Culleton.
I'm not attracted to twonks.
Twonk - slang
Twonk means to accidentally shrink your toaster waffles by microwaving them
Why are these waffles so small?
I twonked them.
Twonk
You twonk!
Twonk
A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.
"... and then I fell flat on my face!"
"haha you twonk"
Twonk
A Twonk is essentially just a Twink (a scrony prepubescent looking gay man) but lacking the slenderness most commonly associated with twinks, essentially a twonk is just a fat or “husky” twink
You could also think of a twonk as a mix between a twink and a bear
“josh is such a twink”
“ no fuckin way he’s too big, he definitely isn’t a bear because he’s not manly enough. I think he’s more of a twonk”