Definder - what does the word mean?

What is twonk?

to bang pots and pans together when your step-dad is drunk from too much christmas rum.

jim is twonking outside in the cold! mom, get him back inside before the neighbors call the police...!

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Twonk - what is it?

An annoying or strange bastard

Alfonso is a fucking twonk

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What does "twonk" mean?

To slap a person round the face with your penis, usually followed by a teabag (dunking balls in an open mouth). The two together form the legendary TnT (twonk n teabag).

David came round to my house and shat on my bed so I twonked the bellend.

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Twonk - what does it mean?

an offensive name to someone whose being stupid

eric was being stupid, hes a right twonk

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Twonk - meaning

idiot, thick-head etc

James: i fink kelly o iz FIT

Tim: james, u r such a twonk!

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Twonk - definition

Derogitary term from the 90s, a cross between ploker and twit.

Used on Red Dwarf regularly in between 'SMEG' and SMEGHEAD'

- Dan: I just ran over a nun, what should I do?

- Kev: Dan you are such a twonk

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Twonk - slang

The act of a woman inserting a nipple inside a partner's asshole

My twonk game too stronk

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Twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

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Twonk

Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.

I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.

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Twonk

general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.

what a mess you twonk

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