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What is Turkey Tits?
john: meet me at the back of the gym, i have your parents ground up into chili in my backpack
peter: shut up you turkey tit
Turkey Tits - video
Turkey Tits - what is it?
1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
What does "Turkey Tits" mean?
A chicks tits that hang to her belly button and resemble the beard of a turkey. Usually your neighbor who tries to wear a tube top with NO bra.
"Dude did you see the Turkey Tits on that toothless trailer park prom queen?!"
Turkey Tits - what does it mean?
Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.
Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!
Turkey Tits - meaning
Female breasts that are so large, their shape resembles those of turkeys found in supermarkets.
"I just wanna play with your turkey tits, baby!"
Turkey Tits - definition
Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)
Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.
Turkey Tits - slang
Huge sloppy boobs that r to large to handle
Ya moms got turkey tits
Turkey Tits
A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.
"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"
"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."
Turkey Tits
The phenomenon of breasts growing during "turkey-eating" holidays, due to excessive consumption of turkey and other holiday dishes. Also occurs in the hind-region and is known as "turkey tush". This usually wears off a few weeks after the holiday.
Person A : Damn, her rack is amazing. What happened?
Person B : Severe case of turkey tits. I wouldn't get used to it, they'll go away in a bit.
Turkey Tits
Turkey Tits originated when the pilgrims first settled in America. They were crazy horny after the long ship ride and decided to engage in sexual activities with the women.
Because their primary duties were childbirth, their breasts became saggy and red from the excessive sucking upon their ample breasts.
Basically Turkey Tits is the name for saggy and red nipples which resemble a turkey's wattle.
"Man, did you see that bitch's Turkey Tits??"
"Yeah breh, talk about a turn off!"