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What is Tortoised?
Tourtoise new title for a pedophile
Tortoise is the new word for pedophile. Because they always beat the hair!
Tortoised - meme gif
Tortoised - video
Tortoised - what is it?
sonmeone who always comes late
"im waiting for moe but he is gonna take a year because hes a tortoise"
What does "Tortoised" mean?
Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness
That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise
Tortoised - what does it mean?
An older man who likes to date younger women.
Old Marvin is a Tortoise who his new 20 year old girlfriend. Mmmmmhhhhmm
Tortoised - meaning
When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
Tortoised - definition
when one ejaculates on another's back and sticks a pillow to it.
"Forget getting Supermanned, that bitch got Tortoised!!"
Tortoised - slang
Noun (ancient Roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties.
During the battle at the Moon Gate in Alexandria, Caesar ordered the deployment of the tortoise formation to neutralize the enemy ballistas.
Tortoised
An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.
Not to be mistaken for turtles.
Fear me. And fear the tortoise.
Tortoised
Rocks with heads and devilishly smart minds that will one day outsmart humans and superbots and destroy the world
My former pet tortoise just hacked into my computer and is training an army
Tortoised
over consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point you fall asleep
There tortoised there gonna be calling in sick to work tomorrow