Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shields?

Verb. The act of shielding a boner. Most commonly used with textbooks or large binders by teenage boys.

Look how low jason is holding his book. Hes totally shielding.

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Shields - what is it?

1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.

2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.

Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?

Daya: Let's do this

Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)

*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*

Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)

Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^

Daya: WTF =.='''

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What does "shields" mean?

Shielding is the refusal to post photos of your babies/kids on the Internet ie Facebook. The opposite of sharenting / oversharing . Shielding is the protection of the baby/kids right to privacy. In an era where parents are digitally documenting and excessively oversharing what should be private baby/kids photos on on social media websites such as Facebook, Instagram & Snapchat. And posting private details such as date of birth, favourite colour etc. Parents shielding are shielding their babys/kids from being on social media

By shielding, not sharenting, parents are shielding their babies/kids from identity fraud, a digital footprint, data mining, predators and the future meltdown of their now teenage offsprings reaction to their entire childhood from babyscan though to birth to school being digitally documented and posted on Facebook for the world to see.

"Ergh all the other mum's oversharing who don't give a fuck about their babies privacy. How is a baby supposed to consent to photos of themselves being constantly and excessively posted online daily. A kid is too young to understand the repercussions of their lives being posted online. I'm shielding mine from the Internet altogether!" - Daisy

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Shields - what does it mean?

Supreme Headquarters International Espionage Law-enforcement Division.

In my previous entry I had forgotten to include the word "Espionage." But, as any devout reader of Marvel Comics can tell you, both definitions are correct as Marvel briefly dropped "Espionage" from SHIELD in the late 1970's. They eventually restored it.

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Shields - meaning

a shield is a badge you fucking nerds. though the only real shields are carried by cops and their superiors (sgt, lt, etc), all sorts of random civil servants have shields too.

it's a goddamn shield... if you need an example for this you are fucking retarded.

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Shields - definition

The female in a group of mates at the clubs who is usually fat ugly or both that has no chance of getting the D so she does everything in her power to stop her mates from getting any too.

David: Ronan was dancing with a fly honey last night nek minnit he for attacked her meat axe shield.

Sam: oooosh

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Shields - slang

the best show ever created? why i do think so.

the shield

Antwon Mitchell: From now on, when I say, "Suck my dick", you say, "You want me to lick your balls, Daddy?"

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Shields

name: A surname (common: 1 in 5000 families; popularity rank in the U.S.: #580)
A kind, loving, generous family. A very friendly family, they will not hesitate to help somebody out.

That family is so nice, they must be a Shields

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Shields

The triumvirate of Dean Ambrose; Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns. (Two independent wrestlers, and one powerhouse with a great heritage that has proven himself.)

They fight for justice, and have been making waves in the WWE, taking out Sheamus, Cena, Ryback, and many other formerly untouchable babyfaces.

5 year old 'Damn! that stupid Shield just beat up John Cena. John Cena is superman! He is justice! They're evil!'

Smark: 'Well kiddo, you're going to have to BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD! Ha Ha Ha'

Mark: 'Yeah man, I mean seriously, I can't believe WWE haven't ruined the Shield yet, they've even beaten the babyfaces like Cena; Ryback, Sheamus and Orton'

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Shields

A TV series on FX that centers on a morally-challenged LA cop named Vic Mackey. But there's stories that focus on other cops as well in the precinct, besides Vic, which makes the show even more compelling.

It maybe a cable show, but you'll be surprised by the high level of intensity on this show.

It's TV-MA for it's brutal violence, profanity and moments of nudity and sex. Certainly one of the best shows TV has to offer.

Season 4 starts in March. Whoo-hoo!

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