Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Thurston?

When a thurston fucks a baddie with a fatteie so good she squirts all a gallon on water all over him

He gave me that nice fuck I had to give him a thurston burstin

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Thurston - what is it?

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

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What does "Thurston" mean?

Founding member of Sonic youth
Sexy

Thurston Moore eats skippy peanut butter when he's angry

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Thurston - what does it mean?

An epidemic with the first known case being Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth.

A first hand account of this disease.

Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.

Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.

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Thurston - meaning

A ugly ass thot whore

jessica is a thurston.

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Thurston - definition

a guy who is sensational at basketball

joe - dude that guy is such a thurston
randy - fer sure

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Thurston - slang

A term for an STD that could of come from one of 1,100 people in a dorm at GWU.

I went to the doctor last week and found out I had a Thurston...wish I only had herpes.

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Thurston

A kid that was born with knowledge of chemistry. He writes down answers at lightning speed before it is even taught.

Yo Thurston, lemme copy!

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Thurston

A person who is sensational at most things they do. Also a term to describe someone who has a ton of close friends (of opposite sex) but remains single.

Hey Jenny, who is that guy dating?
No one.
But how come he is always with so many girls? Is he gay?
No, he's a thurston.

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Thurston

ginger. Speed increased X5 when he removes his shoes. Has mastered the "shoelace technique" which has caused him to get laid countless times. Was born a web and contaminated people around him with anime. Flat out will not hesitate to kill George if he thinks about Holly.

Person 1: who's that?

Person 2: that's Thurston

Person 1: why the fuck is he barefoot?

Person 2: speed

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