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What is Thor's hammer?
Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first
I was at a bonfire and jumped over a
pink jeep and landing ass first on Thor’s Hammer.
Thor's hammer - video
Thor's hammer - what is it?
When you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. She is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.
"Ha! I left Thor's Hammer on some chick last night and dipped. I bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. I am a dick."
What does "Thor's hammer" mean?
when you use your dick to hammer a nail
"Why aren't you walking straight today"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"
Thor's hammer - what does it mean?
the act of one man penetrating another man, missionary style, while holding tightly to the receiving man's erect penis, attempting to "lift the hammer"
Nothing better than working up a good sweat in Gold's Gym, showering off and then Thor's Hammering your spotter...
Thor's hammer - meaning
1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.
Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.
2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.
1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.
2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.
Thor's hammer - definition
The act of rubbing tiger balm on your penis prior to having intercourse
She wasn't very tight so i decided to break out Thors hammer
Thor's hammer - slang
When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.
Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer
Thor's hammer
A sex act were a man dress up like thor. He then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. The women waits on all fours ass up in the air.The man goes flying across the room fist in air. Then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens ass. Thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.
My girlfriend as me to proform the Thor's Hammer on her if i really loved her.
Thor's hammer
A rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. Characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. Smoking this strain will cause the smoker to pass out and awaken somewhere in Norway.
"Yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called Thor's Hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy hell.
We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.
I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."
Thor's hammer
another name for a large penis
omg girl !! I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, and he has a fucking thor hammer!!!