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What is The priest?
A term for the kickass band, Judas Priest. Since they're so good, they have become the ONE AND ONLY Priest.
Metalhead: I listened to The Priest today, pretty awesome.
Confused Christian: Ahh... you mean Father Pedo, yes, his sermons are great.
Metalhead: umm... no, I'm talking about the metalgods, Judas Priest!!!
Confused Christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!
The priest - video
The priest - what is it?
the guy who rapes kids at the church because nobody suspects the holy father of the holy sin
kid: "hi priest!!!"
priest: "oh.. hello there. ;-)"
What does "The priest" mean?
When Jesus died, there was an abundance of small boys who need dressing in frocks and raping. A section of the church was put in charge of this know as the catholic church. These men used an acronym to let everybody know there purpose in life. This acronym then entered the English language and its original meaning mostly forgotten.
The true meaning of the word priest is detailed below:
paedophile resident in every small town.
Priest: Hello little boy, i'm a Priest.
Little Boy: Are you going to Rape me?
Priest: Yes.
The priest - what does it mean?
Demeaning someone playing a first shooter video game by implying they must be running around healing peoples souls (the act of priesting), instead of killing them like the game intended.
Yo Brooks nice 2-8 kill to death ratio bro, you out priesting again man?
The priest - meaning
1) A profession that has come to be associated with acts of sodomy and depravity towards children, as evidenced by the overwhelming spread of child molestation crimes among the Catholic church. While many priests can be rightfully condemned for being homosexual, hypocritical paedophiles, the remaining population of clergy members who're actually upright, honest and chaste (and find butt-fucking little boys at the altar as equally repugnant as any sensible human being would), are often overlooked in light of the gay, depraved shits who've destroyed the church's image simply because they couldn't handle a demanding life of celibacy and control their own sick desires at once.
2) The casual way of referring to "Judas Priest", one of the greatest heavy metal bands to have ever thundered onto stage, and are responsible for perfecting the genre after Black Sabbath laid the blueprints for heavy metal. Judas Priest is called "priest" the same way as metalheads refer to Black Sabbath as simply "Sabbath" and Iron Maiden as "Maiden"; other metalheads will instantly know what you're talking about, while outsiders might go "Huh? You went and saw Priest? Where? What church? Why?"
1) "He loves the boys in the choir,
They keep their souls pure.
But the tenor worries him...
So he must be the closest to him.
On his nightstand, quiet and wordless,
A picture of the Lord...
He slowly turns it around.
When the church clock strikes twice,
He folds his hands for prayer.
He has remained without a wife,
So he must love his neighbour."
~ Translated lyrics for Rammstein's song "Hallelujah"
2) Metalhead #1: "Hey man, did you get Priest's latest album, "Angel of Retribution"?
Metalhead #2: "You bet, man. It kicks ass."
Metalhead #1: "It's Priest. Of course they kick ass."
The priest - definition
refer to molester for complete definition
Catholic priests love 9-year-old boys.
The priest - slang
A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.
Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.
The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.
The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.
That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.
The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.
The priest
now you understand why little boys are so quiet at church, priest
The priest
Me: who's that man in a dress?
Church-goer that's a priest.
The priest
A boy who, in the RC church, enters a seminary where, without having acquired sufficient understanding, he vows to abstain from women and healthy sexual desires. Upon ordiantion a few years later he is inflicted upon the world, still no wiser and only a little better educated, where he is treated by believers as though he is God incarnate. This combination of twisted sexuality and superhuman authority was the cause of the disaster that has befallen so many children throughout the Catholic world.
All priests are perverts, Q.E.D.