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What is Priest?
noun
1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. "Dude, okay, I'm really sorry, but I had a priest the other day and I kind of ruined those pants you lent me."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
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Priest - what is it?
Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park
Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.
Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.
Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.
Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?
Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.
Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
What does "Priest" mean?
A religious leader in the Catholic Church. Also known as the dude that fucks little boys on the low.
Chef : Hello there, children!
Stan Marsh: Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef : ...Goodbye!
Priest - what does it mean?
The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.
Priest are terrible elementary teachers.
Priest - meaning
Man of God who is rarely genuine but also likes them young. They usually molest or rape young boys and does not get caught 99% of the time
Joe: where is little Timmy?
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.
Priest - definition
priest is a nonbinary name. the person with this name is very optimistic and loyal. having the name “priest” does not mean that you have to be religious. priest is obsessed with cats and books and spends much time alone but also enjoys hanging out with friends. they probably love rainy days and halloween. they are nice to everyone and keep your secrets forever. they also believe in pinky promises and enjoy deep and long talks in with they are more likely to just listen <3
look! priest is over there- let’s talk to them.
Priest - slang
1. A healing class that is the most effective healer in the World of Warcraftwho can mind control, give fort(stamina) buffs, shadow ward, shackle extra undead mobs during raids, and have massive mana pools to keep the raid alive.
2. The class in the World of Warcraft that takes the most blame if the Main Tank or Off-Tank dies.
1. Priests have mana pools in the then thousands with better gear.
2. Could I get a fort buff from a priest when they have time?
3. Stupid noob, now we need our priest to shackle that extra undead mob.
Priest
A person that should obey ALL traffic signs.
Man, he must not be a priest if he didn't stop at a stop sign.
Priest
An insult you may use to describe a pedophile
“That guys actually a PRIEST fam” or “yo Jimmy stop! You look like a PRIEST!”
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Me: who's that man in a dress?
Church-goer that's a priest.