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What is Catholic?
A hole you dig to go to the bathroom in when you are camping.
"Is there a bathroom anywhere near the campsite?"
"No, but you can dig a cathole in the wooded area over there"
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Catholic - what is it?
A religion that belongs in Europe and Europe only. America is a Protestant nation!
Catholicism was the Jews’ biggest mistake.
Catholicism is European Christianity. It takes from Euro Paganism in essence. Meaning, it is a Pagan form
of Judeo-Christianity. Protestantism is the true Orthodox Christianity. (in essence)
What does "Catholic" mean?
Catholic is supposed to refer to all the semi-autonomous churches of Christianity that recognize the Bishop of Rome (also known as the Pope) as its leader. However, Roman Catholics, being the most stuck-up and snotty of the bunch, have begun to take it as meaning only them. This really, really annoys all the Eastern Rite Catholics that get called Orthodox because they're not.
Joe: Gee, I wish Roman Catholics weren't so annoying.
Jim: Yeah, I wish they would realize that we're Catholic too.
Catholic - what does it mean?
Catholics are a annoyance to the world and casue many wars.
Catholic school girls on the other hand are very nymphoic and can prove to be lots of fun.
Catholic priests are genneraly gay and hide it by having a fammily
catholic girls + boys/men + bed = fun night
Catholic - meaning
Noun, cat-holic
Someone addicted to cats. Mistakenly used to describe adherents of the Christian faith known as Catholicism, which as a matter of fact has nothing to do with Christianity, but is the belief of certain Cat-holics that the act of being addicted to cats is a matter of religious belief and not a result of catnip abuse or mental disability.
One of the best known Cat-holics is popularly called the "Crazy Cat Lady" made famous by the American TV-show The Simpsons. Her real name is in fact Eleanor Abernathy and her great love of cats has nothing to do with her mental instability.
- Mr. Feliney is a Catholic
- Oh, he's a Christian then?
- No, he's addicted to cats
Catholic - definition
A catholic is a person who is the OG Christian and wants to spread peace cough* cough* crusades and wants you to go to church every Sunday
Catholic Karen:hey young man come to our church
Little billy:sorry I’m atheist
Catholic Karen: YOUR GOING TO hell if you don’t go to church
Little billy: starts crying
Catholic - slang
Member of the Catholic religion; or adjective used to describe a member of the Catholic religion. Catholicism is out of date and reluctant to move on; a lot of its members are hypocritical and blindfolded without realizing it. One of the world's leading religions, Catholicism gains many of its members by one of its many rules - if you're Catholic, your kids have to be Catholic or hey, you're kicked out.
A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.
Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.
Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.
Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"
Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.
Catholic
The 'original' European branch of Christianity, which have many bits and pieces of celtic goddess worship. Many evangelical and militant right-wing christian cults (ie. KKK) feature violent anti-catholic sentiment, which focus on the alleged papal decadence and the pseudo-pagan worship of Mary and the saints within the church. Such indoctrination is a direct hold-over from the Catholic-bashing propaganda that was first spread after the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century. Catholics are sometimes referred to as 'Papists', 'Popelovers', 'Mary-Worshippers' etc etc etc.
'...These folks are still more pagan than Christian. Only now, their favorite goddess is Mary, the mother of Jesus. Catholics are no better than pagans or Wiccans, praying to stone statues and trees...'
Catholic
I dirty pedophile cunt that supports Celtic and wanks of to the pope because he’s a dirty green faggot.
Are you a catholic yes so your a faggot them? Yes
Catholic
Someone who is addicted to cats.
OMFGILBBQ i'm a catholic.