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What is The Zoidberg?
When someone makes Dr. Zoidberg's signature sound effect out of context in order to get people to pay attention to them.
Christian: So Alex, what are you up to this weekend?
Ted: Wobobobobob!
Christian: Damn it Ted, stop zoidberging!
The Zoidberg - video
The Zoidberg - what is it?
A charactor on futurama, considered by some a od and is in my opinion the best charactor ever!
Hermes: " your getting as jumpy as much as zoidberg does when you mention food!"
Zoidberg: What?? *looks around suspiciously* food?"
What does "The Zoidberg" mean?
When you use a latex glove for a condom but leave the glove intact and let the remaining fingers dangle.
I was out of condoms, so I had to pull a zoidberg
The Zoidberg - what does it mean?
To insert ones face between a woman's two breasts and say:
"Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop". For best results, move head as if performing a motorboat
That was no motor boat.... that was a perfectly executed zoidberg.
The Zoidberg - meaning
After obtaining a critical sunburn, taking off your shirt and running sideways across a room with great speed while making rediculous noises.
John started Zoidberging last night at rebeccas beach house. it was hillarious
The Zoidberg - definition
The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.
Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!
The Zoidberg - slang
Dr. John Zoidberg on the show Futurama. He is the Planet Express doctor. He likes acceptance and scavenging. He hates love rivals and invertebrates. He's a crustacean.
Zoidberg: What do I smell or something? sniffs armpit sighs
The Zoidberg
Despite being the 'unpopular' character in the series, Dr. John Zoidberg is one of the most popular characters of the hilarious show Futurama, known for his voracious appetite, strange mating rituals, and complete ineptitude at dealing with human patients. Speaking of which, he's not human; he's a giant lobster. Who wears sandals. Is also known for his famous "w00p w00p w00p w00p" noise he makes when running away from danger. Loved by fans of the show, hated by the characters (For being lazy, disgusting and glutenous). Second only to Bender in hilarity.
(Planet Express has been blown back through time to the 1950s, the site of Roswell Air base, and Zoidberg has been captured by army recruits and is being interrogated by President Truman)
Truman: "If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If y'here to make war, *we* surrender."
Zoidberg: "Both good... the important thing is; I’m meeting new people."
President Truman: "Bush-wah! Now, what’s your mission? Are you planning to make some alien/human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming onto me?!"
President Truman: "Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no..."
The Zoidberg
Synonym for God.
Unrelated to Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.
I love Zoidberger, he is so amazing.
The Zoidberg
During intercourse with a partner ask them: "Would you like to see me drink my own cum from a glass?"
If "Yes" is replied cum in the glass and proceed to raise the glass to your mouth as if to drink...
Suddenly and quickly throw the glass of cum in your partners face. Then run away naked making the same "wub wub wub" noise and Dr Zoidberg (from futurama) while also running in a crab like motion
The Zoidberg Wubwubwub