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What is crustacean?

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust

tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

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Crustacean - what is it?

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.

I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

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What does "crustacean" mean?

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.

Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

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Crustacean - what does it mean?

1. A name for crust punk friends.

2. slang word for crust punk.

"joey is a crust punk" "joey is a crustacean"

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Crustacean - meaning

The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.

Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.

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Crustacean - definition

Someone who is crusty. A person who lacks hygiene.

Damn that fool looks like a crustacean.

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Crustacean - slang

The act or acts of acting/sensationalizing or being a crusy crustacean.

*may also be related to cats, though, cats aren’t crustaceans*

That was a sincere act of crustaceanalism

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Crustacean

A salty person who is known as a bottom feeder . They are usually greasy and never shower. They also always look out for themselves and not others, and make fun of their so called bros.

A:Man, this kid is such a crusty Crustacean!
B:Why is that?
C:Because he always makes fun of me, and never takes a shower.

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Crustacean

A word used by non-blacks to refer to black people when they're around. Can be equally used as nigger.

A: Can you believe those crustaceans in the back?
B: They ate all the mashed potatoes and fried chicken!! );
A: THOSE BASTARDS!

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Crustacean

A subset of the arthropods, a large group of invertebrates. Crustaceans are characterised by having a hard exoskeleton that must be moulted as the animal grows. Crustaceans are normally divided into six subsets, the most well-known of which includes crabs, lobsters, woodlice and shrimp. This leads people to assume that crustaceans have lots of appendages ("legs"). While this is true for most crustaceans, some have very few or none.

Crayfish and brine shrimp are crustaceans. Some, like crabs, are adapted to live on land and in water.

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