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What is scuttle?The act of removing socks, shoes, and any other article of clothing from your feet and wiggling your toes in circular motion. Scuttling can be done alone, in the presence of your friends, or in the face of your good friend sarah. In order to correctly scuttle, one must be completely confident in the appearance of their feet, regardless of criticism from said friends. this act is one that will never be forgotten by your friends due to it's excruciating mental image burned into their minds, playing in their heads for eternity. "Nathan, even though it's your birthday there is no need to be scuttling right in my face!" scuttle - meme gifscuttle - videoScuttle - what is it?how cute little texan girls leave the room "did ya see that cute girl from houston? boy did she scuttle out of here fast." What does "scuttle" mean?Scuttle; Men only - On entering public toilets, if there is space at a urinal and the bloke entering goes into a cubicle instead of stepping up to the free urinal, he has just performed a 'scuttle' Oi mate, no need to scuttle!! Scuttle - what does it mean?The smooth, not so subtle slide between people blocking your way to what you want. for example your beer, that hot looking bitch, ect. Hey man, lets scuttle and see if we cant hit that. Scuttle - meaningTo dump a female coast guard academy cadet I am a free man! I just scuttled my rudder Scuttle - definitionTo empty the contents of a cup upon your head during a boat race. In most circumstances, an illegal maneuver. Don't scuttle because you'll smell like beer for the rest of the night. Scuttle - slangA mating dance that resembles the walk of a crab usually preformed by young venezuelan imigrant males while on vacation in a heavily female populated resort. Ian often would scuttle over to where all the fine lookin ladies were. Scuttleone of my favourite words for inter-fucking-coarse its so fucking good i would put my fucking name on that shit i was scuttling her in the arse yesturday ScuttleThe art of 'poking' a bird. Alright lads, I scuttled that fat beeatch Leanne last night, she stank. ScuttleThe act of pacing back and forth redundantly, repeating an action incessantly while flailing ones hands and arms, feet and legs with an exaggerated flamboyance. The act of scuttling occurs particularly when one is over-stimulated, sleep deprived and hyper and cannot sit still or focus on one activity for any extended period of time. When one scuttles, one is often fixated on accomplishing a meaningless task devoid of purpose but is distracted from the task at hand, so one scuttles back and forth furiously until one remembers the task at hand. Often occurs when one is scattered. Scuttling is common in confused, homosexual men who rely on their mothers guidance excessively and cannot function without their mothers helping hand. When the males mother is absent, the male becomes misguided and confused and resorts to scuttling to relieve his separation anxiety. Every 32 days Scrolly's amphetamine prescription is renewed, so he stays up for days on end and scuttles back and forth between playing solitaire on the computer and reading his book on the lounge until his mother Katrina returns home to soothe him into slumber. |
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