What is The Orris?
A: The russian word for thief.
B: An Orry is a male who had to do atleast 5 classes over.
A: Dude, that guy just stole my bike.
That Orry!
B: He is 20 and still in the 3rth grade?
Yeah, he's an Orry
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The Orris - video
The Orris - what is it? 1. A narcissist that loves everyone
2. A paradox
3. Patrick Swayze's character in "North and South"
1. "That guy is so into himself." "Yeah, but he just gave that homeless guy a car." "What an Orry."
2. "Can anyone give me an example of an orry?"
"Something that is nothing?" "Correct."
3. "Orry was a beast in that mini-series, but it took FOREVAR!"
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What does "The Orris" mean? The Orris
The Orris comes from the sub-species Orristoplesians and is the one of the largest living mammals on the earth. There are only a few known documented sightings of the ever elusive Orris who remains a mystery to scientists.
Description
The Orris has a small scruff beard that looks much like that of a homeless homosexual man. The Orris can often be seen wearing hats that contain the team emblems of horrible football teams. Standing at approximately 5β 9ββ and weighing in at 140 #βs the Orrisβ small body size contributes to the small size of the Orris Penis. Little is known about the appearance of the Baby Orris, b/c nobody has ever spotted one or recovered a photo from the Orris bloodline.
Traits & Habits
The Orris has many strange rituals which can set him apart from other wild animals. He often can be found cheering for his favorite (and shitty) football team the Carolina Panthers. The Orris has been an alcoholic since the grandma Orris gave him some alcohol distilled primitively in the stump of an oak tree outside of her lean-to to sooth his injured back. The Orris can often be found pirating movies off of his terrible computer that he tries to convince humans is the best. Has been spotted numerous times angrily chasing humans with a tennis racket and also enjoys volley-ball. The Orris is known for terrible ID pictures and wearing nerd bird glasses while driving his jeep. Itβs a jeep thing, you wouldnβt understand.
Diet
The Orris eats a very small amount of food because he is a picky little bastard. His favorite food was the chicken patty with cheese and lettuce on a white bread bun. The Orris liked this food because it gave him a balanced diet of protein, dairy, vegetables, and carbohydrates. When the chicken patty was changed and disappeared from the Orrisβ feading grounds in 2006, he nearly starved to death. Fortunately for the species he was able to acquire a taste in the abundant and always present nachos, on which he enjoys pounds of salsa dip.
Mating
The Orris is very picky about his women and has very strange mating characteristics. In order to release his seed into his mate, the Orris must engage in intercourse on top of a counter, preferably that of a kitchen. When the Orris reaches climax he will yell out his mating call, YABADABADOOO!
I once saw and The Orris banging on top of a kitchen counter top in college park apartment 17.
Ever elusive The Orris has never been seen in it's baby form.
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The Orris - what does it mean? to be the orries. When something is fucking sick and/or amazing.
Similarly , if something is terrible or unfair it may be termed the dog orries , otherwise known as the dorries.
dude , rate these jeans?
Um yes bro ? They are the absolute orries.
OR
so jenny said she doesnt wana have a threesome with me and her mum .
Unlucky man thats the dorries
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The Orris - meaning When you have worms in your ass
Wow you have an Orri?
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The Orris - definition When your telling a story to your friend that you were involved in having to go ahead with a mission type journey or going through with a tough objective, such as βgoing to ijuice to see Moeyβ.Originated in the Western Sydney region.
Ay, Iβm pulling an orrie, if anyoneβs asks you tried to call me and my phones off
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The Orris - slang Usually a guy who worships Hitler and wabts to become a nazi.
Hlynur: Hey how was your day
Orri: I like nazis
Hlynur: Wow you is an Orri
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The Orris An amazing guy that will always be there for you. He is usually really tall or really short. Orries have great senses of humor and can make anyone smile. Orries are very clumsy. Most Orries have dirty minds. You will always want to have an Orrie in you life
Guy 1: *sharpining pencil*
Guy 1: hey orrie it won't go in the hole
Orrie: hahahahaha *dirty mind*
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Guy 1: is that Orrie ?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: I heard Orrie's are good friends with erins
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The Orris Orry could be used as an adjective or described as how you smell or what a thing is.
You look like an orry-Colin.
You smell like orry-Amine.
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The Orris A gorgeous, respectful, considerate, selfless gentleman
A freckle-faced kid with eyes that could kill. Who drives you crazy just by saying a word or two. A person that has the power to make you rethink your entire life.
A guy that can light up the room. Or the world.
1. He's not only hot but he's an Orry. Best of both worlds.
2. She's set for life, she's got an Orry!
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