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What is The Lighthouse?A lighthouse is when you're lying on your back making sweet love to a black chick and you start to rotate her on that huge shaft of yours with her eyes closed - every time she makes a full revolution on that throbbing thing of yours she opens her eyes and mouth shining the way to ecstacy. person 1: yo daawwwgg how was dat shortie last night???? The Lighthouse - videoThe Lighthouse - what is it?This phenomenon occurs when one is defecating in an unclean and/or unsafe environment, and does not wish to make physical contact with the toilet seat. As a result, the person performs the squat maneuver. This accomplishes two things: first, the point of exit for the stool is at a considerably higher elevation, resulting in a high entry velocity. Second, as a result of the pivot point being above the feet, the point of exit is further forward in relation to the bowl. This point of release may be so far forward such that there is no (or shallow) water directly above the asshole. If the consistency of the crap is just right, it will land and stick, remaining in an upright position. If the center of mass is directly above the area spanned by the base, the log will be in metastable static equilibrium, and will not fall down. This is commonly known as the lighthouse effect. -Dude, I just left a lighthouse in that bathroom!! What does "The Lighthouse" mean?When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! iβm supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort The Lighthouse - what does it mean?To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency. Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow. The Lighthouse - meaningItβs a building godammit. A tall building that has a piece that spins in circles shining light. Thatβs it. Despite the many definitions in the urban dictionary that state otherwise, the word βlighthouseβ isnβt very interesting at all. The Lighthouse - definitionAs opposed to "Gaslighting" it is the art of shining through the fog of deception, focusing upon the TRUTH of what is taking place. She was lighthousing through his web of deceit and saw the truth of the matter. The Lighthouse - slangA dance that looks like a lighthouse. Look at Kruger, he totally rocked out the Lighthouse! The LighthouseSean's favourite poker term. The act of staying in a two-pair hand in hopes of hitting a full house. Sean didn't love his 7-deuce until the board flopped 7-2-5. He held firm to Mike's bet and Eyeball's call, lighthousing like a motherfucker. The LighthouseThe action of looking from side to side, replicating a lighthouse. This occurs when one is being spoken to and they are attempting to locate a more interesting person to speak to elsewhere in the room while appearing to be listening to the person they are talking to. I was trying to speak to cheryl last night but she wouldn't stop lighthousing which thoroughly put me off The LighthouseWhen you are standing in the center of the room and you lift a woman onto your shoulders so she is straddling your face. You then slowly rotate 360 degrees while ravenously performing cunnilingus. If you drop her, the act becomes known as "lost at sea". I can't see this girl anymore. I was giving her the lighthouse and she squirted all over my face. Not since the BP oil spill has their been such a slippery beak. |
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