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What is lighthousing?
When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles
Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster
Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort
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Lighthousing - what is it?
To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency.
Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow.
What does "lighthousing" mean?
It’s a building godammit. A tall building that has a piece that spins in circles shining light. That’s it.
Despite the many definitions in the urban dictionary that state otherwise, the word “lighthouse” isn’t very interesting at all.
Lighthousing - what does it mean?
As opposed to "Gaslighting" it is the art of shining through the fog of deception, focusing upon the TRUTH of what is taking place.
She was lighthousing through his web of deceit and saw the truth of the matter.
Lighthousing - meaning
A dance that looks like a lighthouse.
The lighthouse can only be preformed if:
1 The dancer is taller than the people who surround him/her so everyone can see the dance from far away.
2 The head is turned from one side to the other repeatedly.
Look at Kruger, he totally rocked out the Lighthouse!
Lighthousing - definition
Sean's favourite poker term. The act of staying in a two-pair hand in hopes of hitting a full house.
Sean didn't love his 7-deuce until the board flopped 7-2-5. He held firm to Mike's bet and Eyeball's call, lighthousing like a motherfucker.
Lighthousing - slang
The action of looking from side to side, replicating a lighthouse. This occurs when one is being spoken to and they are attempting to locate a more interesting person to speak to elsewhere in the room while appearing to be listening to the person they are talking to.
I was trying to speak to cheryl last night but she wouldn't stop lighthousing which thoroughly put me off
Gerald was giving me another one of his lectures last night but as i started lighthousing he got the message and moved on
Lighthousing
When you are standing in the center of the room and you lift a woman onto your shoulders so she is straddling your face. You then slowly rotate 360 degrees while ravenously performing cunnilingus. If you drop her, the act becomes known as "lost at sea".
I can't see this girl anymore. I was giving her the lighthouse and she squirted all over my face. Not since the BP oil spill has their been such a slippery beak.
Lighthousing
when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end!
Tim lighthoused me in the shower
Lighthousing
To insert a flashlight into a body oriface (other than your mouth) so that when you open your mouth, a beacon of light is emitted, possibly from your eyes, too.
I was drawn through the dark by a beam of light, upon closer inspection, it was just my friend lighthousing with a flashlight.