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What is BP oil spill?
Doing anal and they take a shit on your dick. (Back pussy oil spill)
We were fucking and there was a bp oil spill.
BP oil spill - video
BP oil spill - what is it?
Boy Pussy oil spill: When you pull out of your tight twink and they leak diarrhea. Would not recommend.
I fucked my Grindr date yesterday but he had been drinking the night before. We had a BP oil spill.
What does "BP oil spill" mean?
When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill
Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.
Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?
Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*
BP oil spill - what does it mean?
To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.
I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.
BP oil spill - meaning
When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.
A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."
B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"
A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"
B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
BP oil spill - definition
The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
BP oil spill - slang
"Did you see that kid throw up in the hallway today? The vomit went everywhere!"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"