What is shortie?

alternate spelling 'shorty'--although shortie typically refers to girls, 'shortie' also refers to a guy that's a short bitch. Shorties are very persistent and act as if they're of normal height. They are mental irregulars and need meds. Beware!

Look at that shortie, you know he has to be a total bitch.

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Shortie - what is it?

a word to call a short person usually short and bratty and too annoying to handle .

you that shortie is a bitch

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What does "shortie" mean?

your best friend. you call them shortie, even though you guys tower over everyone. she is so gorgeous but she refuses to admit it.

"who's that girl over there? she's gorgeous?"
"oh, that's just my shortie"

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Shortie - what does it mean?

Short seller. Usually sells at the bottom and gets squeezed into a margin call by his broker.

1) Shortie just financed the premium leather package for my new M3.

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Shortie - meaning

A child

There were shorties in the house

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Shortie - definition

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.

I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.

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