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What is The Josh?
Hey dude have you seen any josh around here?
The Josh - video
The Josh - what is it?
Person 1: Josh is the owner of roblox
Person 2: yeah right
What does "The Josh" mean?
An unknown creature that takes a humanoid form, this creature has similar properties of what one would apply to "Batman" in the fact that it usually wears black, fights crime and has an incredible voice. Some people even think that it may be Death himself. This creature usually dwells on the planet earth and only one can be alive at one time. These creatures are not only bad ass heroes, but they can also use immense powers of unimaginable destruction and can even go as far as to control the space-time continuum, letting them skip across worlds and dimensions with ease. This creature, sighted only once and recorded many times throughout history called itself by one thing. Josh.
In a collapsed tomb in ancient Egypt, the hieroglyphs on the wall once told of a being of darkness bringing an evil emperors rule to an end.
After world war II a journal was recovered and instantly hidden by the CIA as inside was recordings of people being saved by the "dark angel, Josh"
The Josh - what does it mean?
The many awesome abilities of the verb to JOSH that leaves an impression on people.
You can't resist my Joshness, you know you miss it!
The Josh - meaning
Friend: I just killed 200 infants
Me: what a Josh
The Josh - definition
me
josh is me.
The Josh - slang
The ultimate form of proof towards your statement.
You heard of On God, you heard of On Jah, but On Josh is quite possibly the world renounced top tier method of proving your statement.
Judge: Josh, You were caught murdering an orphanage of children, captured on video. How do you plead?
Josh: On Josh it wasnt me
Judge: deadass? You're free to go
The Josh
just to mess around with someone
Just joshin' you dude!
The Josh
A cool dude but he does have his issues. All the girls dig him but he's really just not very interested in pre-marital sexual activities. He does have one exception however, furries. He LOVES dating furries as they're the only cure to his masterbation problem.
Guy: "Josh Josh are you getting erect?"
Josh Josh: "shit I've gotta go wank off to some furries"
The Josh
N.) A sentient entity that has existed in many societies since the beginning of history. The Josh is often cited for the extreme descriptions given of its amazing beauty, its gargantuan size, and the abject terror that it evokes. It is also widely reknowned for its dinosaur sized extricles, reports vary on how many exisit, ranging from 4 to 3,745. In 2005, The Josh had an excruciating battle with Chuck Norris, which resulted in thousands of deaths. Although defeated the Josh swears revenge. This battle was later known as "Hurricane Katrina." The Josh is sometimes referred by other names such as Death and Cthulhu.
Also likes puppies.
Oh My God! It's the Josh! Run!