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What is The Cat?
1. Rulers of the internet
2. Cute
3. Fireballs of claws and death
Me: Hey its a cat
Friend: oh cool
Me: *makes a luring noise*
Friend: you shouldnt-
Me: *strokes cat*
Cat: *purrs* meow
Me: oh whos so cute? *looks away* *accidentally pokes cats eye* ...
Cat: *catches fire and goes into ball form with claws facing out*
Me: uhm.. *gets attacked by cat* *dies* *singed body on the ground*
Friend: i told him so...
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The Cat - video
The Cat - what is it?
A small, usually furry creature. It chooses when it will send or receive affection. They will either love you or completely despise you, there is no inbetween. Will most likely control the human race in 50 years.
Person #1: What is that!
Person #2: Just my cat.
What does "The Cat" mean?
U must be pretty stupid if you don’t know what a cat is
You just now: what is a cat?
Me: Who does not know what a cat is?
The Cat - what does it mean?
an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped
The Cat - meaning
the most cuddly gifts from god.
Cats are my idol.
Cats are love. Cats are life.
The Cat - definition
Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.
I like cats
The Cat - slang
Ninjas in fur suit with knives hidden in the paws.
When you cat(or cats) stalks the hallway at night? Yeah, it's training.
The Cat
Cats are real life gremlin bois who deserve all your love and cuddles
i love my little gremlin *points to confused cat*
cat/cats
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when a person makes the noice cat cat cat cat cat cat
"CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!"
The Cat
The most perfect, elegant, regal beast you will ever own. These fantastic felines have a reputation for being evil and snobby, that however, is pure nonsense. Their beautiful sharp claws are merely the most advanced weapons of modern weaponry. Their teeth, pointy and more timeless than a vampire could ever be. Their so-called "arrogance" is an example of their superior intelligence. You will never own a greater living thing than The Cat.
Mr Tinkles, The Cat, world domination. The Cat is all mighty The Cat is your lord and savior