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What is Ted Kennedy?
The senator of Massachusetts. He is a worthless $hitbag who doesn't deserve to clean bathrooms at McFaty's, but still goes there to eat every day for 4 of his meals(He goes to Cholesterol King for his other 3). He hates Bush because he's jealous that people don't hate him as much. He's worse then John Kerry. His father was involved in international crime and his brother(not John) was a womanizer. And you just thought it couldn't get any worse? He also muderred his wife while he was drunk, but nobody pressed charges. And finally, to top it all off, THIS ASSHOLE JUST WON'T DIE! You can put a bullet through his skull and he still is going to live to torture the city of Boston.
Ted Kennedy.see also: Drunk, McFaty's,Liberal, Boston, shitbag.
Ted Kennedy - video
Ted Kennedy - what is it?
Boozehound/Murderer/Heart attack waiting to happen.
Don't hate me. That muthaf***er let a woman drown.
What does "Ted Kennedy" mean?
A cocktail made with vodka, Sprite (or other lemon-line soda), and grenadine. Basically a Shirley Temple with vodka. So named because girls named Mary Jo love to kill these drinks at parties, and Ted Kennedy killed a girl named Mary Jo after a party.
Me: I'll have a turkey 101, double, and my wife will have a Ted Kennedy.
Bartender: Done.
Ted Kennedy - what does it mean?
The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
Ted Kennedy - meaning
The Reason Massachusetts should not get a Senator.
Wow Ted Kennedy is an murdering drunk retard whos not as good looking as JFK.
Ted Kennedy - definition
A term used to describe the act of dunking someones head underwater.
The bully was doing a Ted Kennedy on a smaller kid in the swimming pool then the lifegurd yelled out to stop it or else.
Ted Kennedy - slang
"The Swimmer" a man who got away with murder.
My gun has killed less people then TED KENNEDY'S car.
Ted Kennedy
A bloated pasty slog characterized by a fear of water and morality.
Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.
Ted Kennedy
Huge elitist, Masshole in the US Senate. When it looked like he would lose the 1994 race against Mitt Romney the Clinton supported him. To repay them in 2008 he stabbed them in the back, called them racist and threw full support behind noob Barack Obama. Not a big surprise since he has a history of screwing up Democratic elections. In 1980 he challenged Jimmy Carter and was even less coherent in his vision. What he did accomplish was weakening Carter even further and assuring greater Republican success.
In 1965 supported Hart-Celler Act.
"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."
Fast forward to 2006-2008. Almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.
On Firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. Existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”
You don't need guns. Just live in gated homes in posh areas with high police presents like Ted Kennedy.
In 1972 Ted Kennedy got drunk on a flight in Alaska and ran down the aisle yelling "Eskimo power."
I am for replacing Ted Kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.
Ted Kennedy
A drink that consits of vodka and cranberry redbull
Hey Brian! Do you want another Ted Kennedy?