An elderly man whos health has been effected from past activies in his life. Usually from being a party animal and taking it too far for too long of a time. An eskimo is a man who has abused drugs and lost his mind, contracted a vast variety of STD's from unprotected sex with too many partners, has diseased skin from the harmful effects of artificial tanning, no money from too much gambling, a nasty cough that sounds like a dog barking from lungs full of tar from too much smoking, and no money from gambling too much.

"you see that guy wearing the winter hat puffy coat and talking to himself?"

"ya why"

"whys he dressed like an eskimo its 100 degrees and the middle of july?!?!?"

"he must have partied too hard when he was younger"

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Eskimo

One with a very well proportioned ass that would give the illusion of fur underneath the pants. Thus an Eskimo.

Dude, Katie Dwyer is such an Eskimo!

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Eskimo

Meaning penis or penetration, igloo being the vigina. Eskimo entering the igloo obviously being smexy time!

Male: "Do you like my Eskimo?"

Female: "Just shut up an go in my igloo already!"
Male: "Sure its a bit chilly out here..."
Female: "omfg...."

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Eskimo

Penguins that live in igloos that give pebbles to the other Eskimo penguin they love

Some people don't know this but Eskimos really are.rare type of penguin and they're very cute.

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