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What is Masshole?
An Asshole from Massachusetts
you are a masshole...
Masshole - video
Masshole - what is it?
A resident of the state of Massachusetts who is in asshole (pretty much all of us). We are proud of it too.
Why do so many massholes go to New Hampsire?
What does "Masshole" mean?
Masshole: An asshole; either originating from or currently living in the state of Massachusetts. Is prone to bragging about the Red Sox or the Kennedys.
Steve: Well we are just like Connecticut, except we have the Red Sox and the Kennedys. GO RED SOX!!! OVA DAH MONSTAH!
Jim: Wow. Steve is such a masshole.
Masshole - what does it mean?
Native citizens of Massachusetts, these filthy piles of subhuman garbage can be found seasonally swarming New Hampshire each summer and fall, desperate to escape the pathetic lives they've left behind in their disgusting state. Ironically, most Massholes will actively sneer upon and condescend the native residents of New Hampshire, even while they frantically scramble across its borders.
Immediately identifiable by their proto-human speech, which instantly announces a profound lack of intelligence, or even basic civility, Massholes can take many forms, but share many common traits. For example:
That fucktard that is drifting into your lane, and traveling 55 in a 30, why don't you glance at their license plate? Sure enough, it's a Masshole.
That douche that's walking an easy hiking trail with his buddies 3 minutes from a major roadway, and openly wielding a crossbow and machete because to his dumb ass he might as well be embedded in the jungles of the Amazon--when you get back to the parking lot, take a look at their license plate. Can you guess where they're from?
That obnoxious asshat that's wearing a Patriots jersey, talking so loud that you can hear every word of his retarded conversation, and taking up two pumps at the gas station because he's too self-absorbed and arrogant to take one second and pull forward a little--again, just glance at that license plate. Gasp! It's a Masshole; how surprising!
You see that real piece of shit with the Patriots jersey that just cut us off, wonder where he's from? Oh yeah, can you believe it? He's a Masshole!
Masshole - meaning
Mix 1 part Massachusetts + 1 part asshole = MASSHOLE.
"Jason Wiseman is a total masshole!"
Masshole - definition
Those Massachusetts licensees who drive in upstate New York at excessive speed and tailgate slower drivers. They are prime targets of New York State Troopers on parkways and interstates. This behavior derives from the greater degree of urbanization of greater Boston, with its attendant accelerated pace of life, and the lax enforcement of speed limits by Massachusetts police.
"Pull into the right lane and let that Masshole in the SUV pass you out"
Masshole - slang
Guy or Girl from Massachusetts who expresses love by busting your balls. All others bow to them because they're jealous of their ruleitude. They talk fast, walk fast, drive fast, think fast and no one gets their sense of humor because it is dripping with sarcasm. WE are proud of it, because we know that the rest of the country is too plebeian to understand the complexity of awesome that is us.
YoI'maMassholeGetthefuckouttamywayyacunt!Igotmoreawesomeinmylittlefinger.Westartedthiscountry,bitch!
Masshole
An adjective, typically used to describe a rude or discourteous person, most commonly in conjunction with the operation of a motor vehicle.
Examples of such behavior might include, but should not be limited to: tailgating, lane drifting, weaving, random stopping, randomly leaving a turn signal on, not using a turn signal to indicate a turn, inability to merge, inability to yield, inability to observe posted signs for anything, or any combination of these.
Just ride on the Mass Pike. Multiple examples will immediately come to mind.
Masshole
N: Generalized term for a resident of Massachusetts......has evolved to mean any obnoxious loudmouth. The most genuine Massholes are so ignorant and belligerent that they think Masshole is a compliment.
A Masshole takes pride in his aggressive and illegal driving habits. They are too cool to use turn signals. They will nearly wreck you as they cut you off pulling out of the local strip mall, and then drive 30 miles an hour in a 55 zone while they try to light their cigarette while screaming at their children.
A Masshole's car could be a brand new BMW or a beat up 88 Chevy Caprice. It will probably have a "My Kid is an Honor Student" sticker and a sticker endorsing some Irish or Italian local politician you've never heard of.
Massholes infest the nicer northern states of New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine during the summer months and, ironically, do nothing but complain about the lack of malls once they get there.
For Christmas, Santa brings New Hampshire thousands of Massholes on vacation.
Masshole
Any Massachusetts driver who abides by the driving rules of Massachusetts highways (128, 93, 495, 3, and the Pike, but not West of Worcester). These rules are:
1) Never use your blinker.
2) If you want to change lanes, wait until there is someone to cut off
3) The speed limit is a guideline; it is the bare minimum you should go. Ideally, you should be going about 25-30 mph above it
4) No U-Turn signs are just a suggestion, you can bang a U-ie wherever you damn well please
5) Tailgating is mandatory if there is any traffic at all
6) One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn
7) If you see someone with a Yankees sticker, ride up even closer on their tail
8) Change lanes frequently
A Masshole isn't a shitty driver. He may piss you off, but he ultimately gets there faster and without crashing. It's an acquired skill
He also is probably smarter than anyone from any other state, and yet still can drink like a true Irishman
The Masshole test is simple. Go down Route 3 from Braintree to the Sagamore Bridge. If you do it in under 30 minutes, you're a Masshole
Me: I made it from Boston to Hyannis in under an hour
Someone else: Dude, you're such a fuckin' Masshole