What is Tallywhacker?

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You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.

dude look at seans tallywhacker its soooooo long

An informal word for penis, mostly used to make fun of the size.

Yo, James! Going inside the stall 'cuz your tallywhacker's too small?

archaic term (southern U.S.)meaning "penis"

A stick used to count bunches of bananas as they were loaded on banana boats. The workers were paid by the bunch.

Come Mr. Talley Man and Tally Me Banana.

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.

a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs

"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"