Definder - what does the word mean?

What is TELEVISION?

A device used for brainwashing

Don't eat everything you see in television

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TELEVISION - what is it?

The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv

if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight

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What does "TELEVISION" mean?

My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored.

My tv doesn't have on/off switch.

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TELEVISION - what does it mean?

the broadcasting of a moving picture

"The television is a box of light and color", said the boring postman.

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TELEVISION - meaning

The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.

Long live the new flesh!

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TELEVISION - definition

the only truth you know.

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TELEVISION - slang

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.

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TELEVISION

The electronic form of the plague.

I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.

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TELEVISION

The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.

Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.

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TELEVISION

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

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