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What is TED KENNEDY'S?A cocktail made with vodka, Sprite (or other lemon-line soda), and grenadine. Basically a Shirley Temple with vodka. So named because girls named Mary Jo love to kill these drinks at parties, and Ted Kennedy killed a girl named Mary Jo after a party. Me: I'll have a turkey 101, double, and my wife will have a Ted Kennedy. TED KENNEDY'S - videoTED KENNEDY'S - what is it?The black sheep of the Kennedy family. Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee. What does "TED KENNEDY'S" mean?The Reason Massachusetts should not get a Senator. Wow Ted Kennedy is an murdering drunk retard whos not as good looking as JFK. TED KENNEDY'S - what does it mean?A term used to describe the act of dunking someones head underwater. The bully was doing a Ted Kennedy on a smaller kid in the swimming pool then the lifegurd yelled out to stop it or else. TED KENNEDY'S - meaningAny of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning. Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah. TED KENNEDY'S - definition"The Swimmer" a man who got away with murder. My gun has killed less people then TED KENNEDY'S car. TED KENNEDY'S - slangPossibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than Michael Moore's. Allowed a woman to die while he ran away. Never get in a car with Ted Kennedy. TED KENNEDY'SA bloated pasty slog characterized by a fear of water and morality. Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the βmissing third bulletβ has yet to do its work. TED KENNEDY'SHuge elitist, Masshole in the US Senate. When it looked like he would lose the 1994 race against Mitt Romney the Clinton supported him. To repay them in 2008 he stabbed them in the back, called them racist and threw full support behind noob Barack Obama. Not a big surprise since he has a history of screwing up Democratic elections. In 1980 he challenged Jimmy Carter and was even less coherent in his vision. What he did accomplish was weakening Carter even further and assuring greater Republican success. You don't need guns. Just live in gated homes in posh areas with high police presents like Ted Kennedy. TED KENNEDY'SA drink that consits of vodka and cranberry redbull Hey Brian! Do you want another Ted Kennedy? |
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