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What is TEAMTREES?
English is my fourth language and I'm writing this on my phone with a throwaway account using only my toes while reading Kierkegaard so please forgive me for any grammar mistakes. :)
So, a little backstory. I'm a 24-year-old female, 5'10, white (thank God), skinny with DD breasts and an ass that barely fits in skinny jeans. People often say that I'm the most stunningly gorgeous person they've ever met and I should consider modeling but I dunno lol. I'm childfree, an atheist, a meat lover, and strictly heterosexual.
So I was at the hardware store picking out a chandelier to put in the house I'm building for the homeless when this fat, smelly, repulsive, gay, transgender "woman" walks up to me and shrieks, "you're oppressing me by being thin! Eat a fucking vegan burger you skinny slut!" I hit her with the "okay boomer," and she responded, "that's literally as offensive as calling me a n*gger!" Then she threw her slimy crotch goblin at me and screamed, "get her, Jayden! Infect her with your polio that you got because I refuse to vaccinate you!" I didn't wanna be a Karen and call the manager over to settle this so I took it upon myself to personally vaccinate her child right on the spot and saved his life. The "woman" then tried to convert me to Christianity so I kicked her in the balls and dragged her out of the store. Everyone clapped, the manager gave me $1,000 (which I donated to TeamTrees), and Obama reached out to thank me for my bravery.
Tank top gay face teamtrees
TEAMTREES - meme gif
TEAMTREES - video
TEAMTREES - what is it?
A organization dedicated to planting trees, their goal is 20 million trees before 2020, MrBeast did a video on teamtrees and made it popular AND NOW EVERY YOUTUBER IS MAKING A VIDEO EITHER DONATING A LOT OF MONEY TO TEAMTREES OR CONVINCING FANS TO DONATE TO TEAMTREES, I am not mad it's for a good cause anyways but. THE AMOUNT OF YOUTUBERS WHO DID A VIDEO ABOUT IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE.
Vat19, DanPlan, EVEN MINUTEEARTH (WHY) Vat19's video was about a series called Hidden in plain sight, and in the video HE SAYS HE WAS GONNA TAKE 1$ EVERY MINUTE FROM THE COMPANY'S BANK ACCOUNT, ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL THO?JEEZ, In DanPlan's video they didn't even say anything about TeamTrees they just put it in the title and a small clip of dan just saying go check out teamtrees. LIKE NO ONE GETS TREE NOTIFICATIONS NOW, if the notifications are NOT LITERALLY GREEN THEN I WILL KILL MYSELF. also MinuteEarth's video was good, it explained how much air can a tree "replenish"
What does "TEAMTREES" mean?
donate to mr best so he can plant so many trees and make up for australiia (400 million trees burned)
boy 1: hello heard of team trees
boys friend: no
Boy 1: donate to it so mr beast can plant 20 million trees each dollar = tree
Boy 2: #TEAMTREES #TEAMTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
TEAMTREES - what does it mean?
#teamtrees is a website that will plant 1 tree for every $1 donated. Go donate. Now.
"Hey, Bob! #teamtrees just reached 5 million trees!"
"Awesome!"
TEAMTREES - meaning
Why are you reading this go donate to teamtrees instead
you should donate to teamtrees to save the planet