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What is crotch goblin?

A baby who was birthed naturally through the mother.

She is a crotch goblin.

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Crotch goblin - what is it?

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

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What does "crotch goblin" mean?

One who is particularly fond of balls, dicks, and pussys.

Tony is a fucking crotch goblin, look at him perving around in the panites isle at walmart

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Crotch goblin - what does it mean?

Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.

Jesus, I can't believe Steve botched the Henderson account! What a total crotch goblin!

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Crotch goblin - meaning

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

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Crotch goblin - definition

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

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Crotch goblin - slang

Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs

When ever i take a chicks panties off, i check for crotch goblins

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Crotch goblin

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.

Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.

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Crotch goblin

Another term for children

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin

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Crotch goblin

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"

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