What is Kierkegaard?

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...

I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.

Kierkegaard - meme gif

To take a huge shit on someone's face and then eat a danish pastry off of it.

I wanted to Kierkegaard last night but my bitch wouldn't let me! -- Sartre

The great Danish philosopher Kierkegaard who wrote about the individual and his or her place in the universe.

You know the philosopher Kierkegaard?
Yeah, dude was fucking deep!