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What is planting trees?
The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.
I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.
planting trees - video
Planting trees - what is it?
I pulled my ass cheek this weekend planting a few trees.
What does "planting trees" mean?
Getting two things done at once.
We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can
'plant two trees with one seed'.
Planting trees - what does it mean?
You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.
Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!
Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!
Planting trees - meaning
The Act of Impregnating a Girl.
Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
Planting trees - definition
Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."
Planting trees - slang
To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.
Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?
Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!
Planting trees
When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load
friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!
Planting trees
eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"
jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
Planting trees
verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross