Definder - what does the word mean?

What is rendition?

used in the sport of paintball, it's a code that states that if paintball is to be defined as a recognized sport, players need to stop spending thousands of dollars decorating their paintball markers with useless parts, and actually use their gear to play paintball.

People who spend all of their money on aftermarket accessories, and cant afford to actually play paintball, are not following the Rendition Code.

The "Rendition Code" states that no amount of money spent on your paintball marker will make you a better player, you will just have a prettier marker.

"That guy just spent $3,000 on paintball equipment, and cant afford to play paintball for the next 6 months, he needs to learn the Rendition Code"

player 1: "Yea I just ordered $500 in gun upgrades, I cant afford to play paintball for a long time"
player 2: "dood you just spent money you didnt have, on a gun you cant use. You need to read the rendition code"

Player 1: "Think those guys over there with the super expensive markers would like to play us?"
Player 2: "No, they dont follow the rendition code. They are just here to show off their pretty markers, they dont want to actually play paintball."
Player 1: "Well I follow the rendition code, I'd much rather have a Ion and 60 cases of paint, then an XSV Ego and no money. Let's work on our snap shooting, tryouts for Dynasty are next week"

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Rendition - what is it?

The act of using your testes to reenact any play, musical, opera, or movie with your testicles.

Mike's testicular rendition of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" was brilliant. Who would have thought that a testicle could resemble Jack Nicholson so much?

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What does "rendition" mean?

Ever so slightly illegal process whereby agents of the government of the United States kidnap people, against whom they have probably irrational suspicions (see Guantanamo), transport them via various European states, with the illicit approval of their governments, to dodgy states in eastern Europe and then beat the fucking crap out of them in pursuit of the truth.

Extraordinary rendition is an invention of limp-wristed liberals and other faggots. Fox News can find no evidence that it ever actually happens, and even if it did, what's the problem?

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Rendition - what does it mean?

A sexual position so unspeakably atrocious, that the people involved cannot describe what the fuck just happened.

Girl: What the fuck did we just do to each other?!?!

Guy: I don't know....I don't know! Rendition!?!? I don't know!

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Rendition - meaning

torture that's been outsourced

Like every other industry that's been outsourced, rendition has also gone to the lowest bidding third world countries without safety laws or union regulations.

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Rendition - definition

noun
1. the act of rendering.
2. a translation.
3. an interpretation, as of a role or a piece of music.

4. A particular version of a song.

This is a 1930s rendition of a popular tune....

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Rendition - slang

Rendition: Noun, Ususally use by gay asians who dont play football, and their only comeback is "at least Stanly didnt start over me" also the users mothers name is usually Rickie. a very masculine name for a female

Damn that guy is a perfect example of rendition

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Rendition

The act of removing an individual from one jurisdiction to another without legal process. Extradition is the judicially supervised removal of individuals from one jurisdiction to another. Rendition, in the contemporary (ca. 2006)context refers to extra-legal removal. Alleged "enemy combatants" were transported from the United States to foreign countries without being charged with a crime so that the individual could be interrogated using methods not allowed by the Geneva Convention or the United States Constitution.

The United States policy of rendition lead to the torture of the suspected terrorist in a jail in Syria.

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