Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Stretch?

A tall skinny person. A true beauty.

Ashely Storey is stretch

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Stretch - what is it?

A co-worker' act of extending the duration of a business trip, at the company's expense, in order to pursue purely personal objectives, such as martini lunches, happy hours, steak dinners, golf, gambling, sporting events and generally avoiding spouse and children.

Wow, co-worker X has an impressive stretch working, he turned a four-hour business meeting into a three day trip, including, two steak dinners, some nice hangovers and a baseball game.

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What does "Stretch" mean?

A limousine modified to be extra long. This is done to make the limousine even more ostentatious, all the better to show common people that the person inside is far, far better than they are.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.

Fairy: Look at that stretch, Pansy.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.

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Stretch - what does it mean?

Casual Anal Sex

"Taylor do you want to go stretch for 15 minutes, I'm feeling really tight."

Meaning: "I'm horny I want to have anal sex"

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Stretch - meaning

West coast Florida slang for marijuana that originated in Sarasota high schools. Instead of "smoking" stretch it is either "burned down" or "tiki torched"

There's real stretch in this joint. The taste is great, the high is incredible.

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Stretch - definition

A way of cutting cocaine or other drugs so you have more product to sell even though its gabbage.

I take grams of coke mix it with lactose, Thats what I do STRETCH. I make like a ounce of dope with like an 8th of dope Befo Im through, product STRETCH I got it mastered man and in the hood im like plastic man, STRETCH

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Stretch - slang

To murder or to kill

I'll stretch these cowards out; trying my sect.

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Stretch

To over do something, usually when talking or explaining something.

Wow you really stretched that explaination.

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Stretch

A colloquialism used in New Zealand to denote something that is 'over the top' or exaggerated.

Bob: Hey bro, check out the size of that dude's biceps, he must do nothing but curls!
Jim: hahaha, what a stretch!

Jim: Dude, where did all these harlem shake videos come from?
Bob: I know.. It's a fuckn stretch...

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Stretch

(n.) A term of incarceration in prison

I was put away for a long stretch.

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