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What is Sparx Maths?
living hell probally the worst homework to exist
"did you do sparx maths in the weekend " " nah noit due in till " proceeds to get thrown into a wall
Sparx Maths - video
Sparx Maths - what is it?
Maths ever so slightly more painful than hegarty designed to ruin your day
Go to town yeah we chilling innit
Nah bro gotta do my sparx maths
What does "Sparx Maths" mean?
Think of maths and times that by 10, no pun intended, this is by far the worst torture any child could face. The person who created this was rather the devil himself or just a huge maths geek. They took the child out of childhood. They even put an “x” at the end to try and be funny, haha! This website though, is the biggest waste of my life, you have to write everything down even if you know the answer. Most of the math nerds in my class think it’s great but the small minority of people with common sense (like myself) realise what garbage this website is. if your school just signed up for sparx maths, rest in peace, my friend
“Wanna go to the park”
“Sos bro gotta do my Sparx maths”
“Haha, good luck”
“It was nice knowing you”
Sparx Maths - what does it mean?
A great way to get clinical depression
Robber: Give me the money now or I’ll make you do sparx maths bitch
Me: here you go
Sparx Maths - meaning
Tom: Mr Cooper tell us to do Sparx maths
Duc Huy: it's cancer...mate
Sparx Maths - definition
Literally a dystopia. Teachers only sign up for it if they just want students to suffer, stress, even to the point of depression. I am not joking. You have to write down every fucking question and get checked randomly. You have to get every fucking answer right to even have an acceptable homework done. whoever created this was either satan, Hitler, or the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji. Or all three. If your teacher signed you up, your teacher is an awful person. Oh and you’re not allowed help from anyone because that would damage your learning apparently but in reality all it does is get you stuck permanently. I unironically think that the person who made this should either rot in the darkest pit of hell, or should be sentenced to death for child abuse and forcing children through stress.
Person 1: I hate sparx maths
Person 2: a person with common sense, I see
Sparx Maths - slang
Whenever i open sparx maths my internal organs rearrange themselves- a rat carcass falls out of my PC onto the ground with an ear-aching thud- Satan himself crawls to the deepest corner of hell, just to hide. This isn't even evil at this point, it is malicious, systemic child abuse. Whatever created sparx maths is the 2nd coming of Hitler, yes he is back from the dead. it always has 10 tasks, not so bad? well each "task" is filled with like 20 items, and did i mention, it MAKES you write all the questions down- and then it quizzes you randomly on the questions- and NO-ONE gets the pain, I literally told my mother about my pain and she literally told me "I don't give a shit." what. the. fuck. Sparx maths will bully you to a point of depression which from you cannot come back. Fuck Sparx, fuck life, fuck everyone, fuck you. THERE IS NO HOPE- GOD HAS LEFT US
"wow i sure do fucking hate sparx maths"
"same"
Sparx Maths
Even though I cheat by using a website that automatically solves equations and by writing down book work codes in a .txt file on my computer instead of in my book, it still takes me 5 hours to do all 10 tasks.
Not to mention how my teacher forces us to practice our times tables which you can't cheat because it times you, each time it asks you a multiplication question, in such a way that you can't exactly type the question into a calculator within 5 seconds, nor can you paste answers in to the answer box which you can't do anywhere on the site for that matter.
"Imagine not cheating on Sparx Maths"
"I do cheat it just doesn't save any time because of how sick and twisted the creators of this site are."
"I know right!? They didn't even try and yet they still managed to make the most horrible website in existence."
"Ok I really gtg it's 2 am and I still haven't finished my Sparx Maths despite cheating."
Sparx Maths
A website that was somehow made by a disgusting sub-human entity. There 10 tasks, which in turn all contain anywhere from 5 to 20 questions EACH. And on top of that, it prompts you with disgusting little "minigames" which are just optional pieces of homework that no one in their right mind would purposely choose to complete.
Sparx Maths: "Solve this quadratic and find the value of X when raised to the power of 62 divided by 3 and then use it to calculate the first 7 terms of this sequence."
Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*
Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"
Sparx Maths
The worst form of torture known to mankind.
Dave: Give me the launch codes or i'll make you do sparx maths
Bartholomew: 57436878