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What is Spain?
Person #1: I went to Spain last Spring.
Person #: So, you mean, you meant to Mexico?
Person #1: Yeah, basically.
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Spain - what is it?
Spain is an amazing country of the Southwesten Europe.
1)It has the most amazing beaches ever known.
2)People can party until the sun rises up again and then just go to sleep (no hurry)
3)People can smoke almost everywhere (and from my point of view thats a fuckin advantage...maybe just bcuz im a smoker..).
4) Spain IS NOT Mexico. Ok, dude, just pick up a map and try to find Spain and Mexico, its kinda easy...One in America, the other one in Europe...!
5) Food and wine are incredibly great, and its the place in damn Earth where u gonna eat the best.
6) Drinks and cigarretes are pretty cheap, takin into account that they are hella expensive in the rest of Europe. (You can buy a drink for no more than 3 or 4 euros in some places in Andalucia)
7) In Spain you can find the most sexy boyz and girlz in the world. People is tunned over there...sometimes during the whole year.
8) If you dont like the beach, there are those fuckin pretty mountains, where u can ski or just get away from the crowded city and breath some fresh air.
9) Yeah, man, there is bullfighting and maybe it can be kinda cruel but most of the turist tht critizice it, go and pay for seeing it...
10) People CANT take guns to the school and they are kinda free to marry to whoever they want.
And above all, i know that Portuguese people pretend to be spanish somehow...but you are not, and Spain rules over Portugal, everybody knows that...!
Man 1: Where have u been on holidays??
Man 2: Ohh...I've been to Spain, its fuckin crazy!
Man 1: U like it?
Man 2: I'm thinking about moving to live over there, people is fuckin great and i love the beaches, the siesta and the sangria.
What does "Spain" mean?
A beautiful country in southwestern Europe that has done a good job recovering from years of poverty during the Franco era and has kept its integrity and very rich culture; is the 8th largest economy in the world; native inhabitants are of mixed Nordic and Mediterranean European types; immmigrants are South Americans, Eastern Europeans, and Muslims; official language is Castillian; other languages are spoken in different regions of Spain, which includes Catalan and Galician.
Spain has a rich culture.
Spain - what does it mean?
The country that fucked two continents.
Them white boys from Spain just couldn't keep their pants off in the presence of them fine brown ladies!
Spain - meaning
Spain is a beautiful country on Southwestern Europe. It has excellent wines and foods, bullfighting (I don't like it too) and very nice people.
IT IS NOT SOUTH AMERICA! No offense intended, I don't hate South America, but we don't wear hats or eat tacos, we eat tortilla de patatas (spanish omelet or potato omelete) and we love party. Alcohol is cheap here.
A: Hey! Did you know where I've been this holidays? At Spain!
B: Oh? That country near Mexico?
A: (shoots himself)
Spain - definition
The Third member of the Bad Touch Trio(BTT) and is believed to be a pedophile. He is very laid back, he's a looker, loves women, and has cooking skills equal to France's.
P1:BECKY OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT
P2:What The Hell is it???
P1:ITS SPAINNNN!!!!!
P2:Omg. He's sooo hot...
P1:HE CAN BE MY BABY DADDY ANYDAY
P1:LORDTAKEMENOWTAKEMENOWLORDTAKEMENOW!!!!!
Spain - slang
when your friend is mopping in a circle at the dining room floor
It's time for another Spain!
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Spain has good legacy
Spain
Spain but the s is silent
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The COUNTRY Spain is the equivalent to dislike, (hate).
I spain you!
I Spain this meal.