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What is Catalan?
Just about as equivalent as a "cause i said so". This will usually happen when your attempting to do something and any person that is above you will just shit on your life on anything you try to do ever. This is usually backed up with a BIG bowl of bullshit.
Teacher: "Alright class we will be having a new seating chart"
You: "Can i sit in the back"
Teacher: "No you cant."
You: Why Not?
Teacher: "Cause I have seen you mess around a lot."
You: When?
Friend: "Don't fight it, you have just got catalan-ed."
Catalan - meme gif
Catalan - video
Catalan - what is it?
1. Language widely spoken in the province of Catalonia, currently in Spain.
2. Person, animal or thing born in the province of Catalonia, currently in Spain.
1. "Ja Ês massa tard" is catalan for "it's too late now"
2. I've tried catalan fuet, it's awesome
What does "Catalan" mean?
A human individual, originating from any place that is not Spain. It is usually wearing Harry Potter-like glasses, an oversized jacket, second hand jeans and boots. Their favorite activity consist of talking trash about Spain, split bills in individual parts, and recycling nearly everything they find.
Ricard! There is a used band-aid on the sidewalk. If you are Catalan enough, you will hurt yourself now, so you can use it!
Catalan - what does it mean?
Any person that has ancestry originating in the Iberic region of Catalonia and speaks Catalan.
They're known to be fierce defenders of their opinion, their culture, being just a tad stingy, and (only some of them) their wish to free their homeland from Spain.
They can be seen anywhere in the globe as tourists (there's 1 in a 342 chance of a tourist being a catalan) or hard working immigrants, but their natural habitat is Catalonia.
Dude, everywhere I go, I we've met at least one catalan!
Even to that trip to Iceland?
I saw no less than 3!
Catalan - meaning
1. Language widely spoken in the province of Catalonia, currently in Spain.
2. Person, animal or thing born in the province of Catalonia, currently in Spain.
1. "Ja Ês massa tard" is catalan for "it's too late now"
2. I've tried catalan fuet, it's awesome
Catalan - definition
A clan of warrior people known to span the world. Originated from Catalonia in Spain. They are the most incredible people you could ever meet.
There is a small family of Catalan living in Guatemala.