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What is Southend?A suntan or sunburn whilst wearing clothes. A white mark is left where clothes or a watch have been, whilst the rest is pink, red or coloured by exposure to the sun. Usually on a day that was unexpectedly sunny. Synonymous with Southend-on-Sea in Essex, where sun is unexpected yet is a noted seaside resort. Usually experienced by chavs, people of low income or poor education, who have no ability to use suntan cream, or understand it's purpose, but yet are proud that the mark shows they have been out in the sun. "Oh wow. Look. I got a suntan." Southend - meme gifSouthend - videoSouthend - what is it?A school full of boys that are weird. They think they are all smart but in reality they aren't. And the only good people that are there are the girls in sixth form. Girl power!!! Jessica: Yeah I saw Tom yesterday! What does "Southend" mean?Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy. southend banana split alabama hot pocket anal rainbow kiss Southend - what does it mean?A poor school for posh twats that will probably end up working at MacDonalds anyway Oh, do you go to Southend High? Fuck off you posh twat. Southend - meaningThe hardest,bloodiest part of Southend, the hardest hood in Southeast Littlerock,Arkansas.. If your thinking about going ,dont. Guy1:Aye, let's go to Southend projects bruh. Southend - definitiona shit hole full of shitty people, shitty shops and shitty schools. its also full of drug dealers and psychos so if ur willing to die , come here yay lol. the only good thing is the town and adventure island. yeh ok lol where r u from Southend - slangSouthend - Voted Number 1 holiday destination for tramps at the annual homeless awards Southend - Cor blimey proper sunny today init let's go saafend look at the crumpet bruv SouthendAlso known as McEvoy. A small town filled with crack heads, homelessness, and stone island wannabes Hey! Have you been to southend recently? SouthendOtherwise known as Southend-on-Sea. Chavtown. Chav-ville. Chav central. A town in a muddy corner of south Essex that is full of chavvy mob-mentality dumb trend-following cunts who wear prison inmate haircuts, think they're hard and drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes and take drugs. The girls are fake-tanned, pierced and caked in 10 tons of makeup and have a yappy, retarded accent. Welcome to Southend, home of the chavs and dumb cunts who can't spell 'Asia' or 'decision', don't know what sensationalism, arteries or parentheses are, don't know what a brewery, a grocery, genocide or pop culture is, don't know how semicolons work, don't know that 'rational 'and 'rationale' are two different words, wonder why there's no opposite word to inflation not knowing that deflation exists, don't know horizontal from vertical, don't believe that humans breathe out carbon dioxide, struggle to understand how people can know that DNA stands for deoxyribonucleic acid, use 'es' instead of apostrophe s, struggle to say 'conglomerate', 'strategic', 'innovate' and 'technological' and don't know that 'retardant' is a word. (All true stories, distressingly.) Southend1.) A seaside town in South East England, home of the largest pier in the World (despite Brighton's pitiful attempts to burn it down, jealous bastards.) "So where you from?" |
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